A man who has been incarserated in the penitenary who upon release will have sex with anything that moves. 2. A 99 percent chance a fat woman will get sex.
"Of course that fat girl is going to get laid, he just got out of jail, he's got peniteniary penis.". "I don't care what she looks like, I got penitentiary penis"..
by taradacto September 26, 2010
Get the penitentiary penis mug.After smoking weed,and while high a man puts on high heels, fishnet pantyhos, red lipstick, and lights at least 13 candles in a room. Then another man comes in and gets the guy up the butt while wearing all of the above, therefore making a dirty petie
person 1-"Hey, bret how was ur high last night"
person 2-"it was alright until everybody forced me to recieve a dirty petie"
person 1-"Sucks to be you"
person 2-"it was alright until everybody forced me to recieve a dirty petie"
person 1-"Sucks to be you"
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by The guy who doesn't know you July 13, 2010
Get the Petie List mug.Petit Paris lies on the banks of the Bayou Teche in the idyllic town of Saint Martinville, Louisiana. Its nickname, Petit Paris ("Little Paris"), dates from the era when St. Martinville was known as a cultural mecca with good hotels and the Duchamp Opera House, a French Theater that featured the best operas and witty comedies. It is also the oldest Opera House in the Americas.
The third oldest town in Louisiana, St. Martinville has many buildings and homes with beautiful architecture, such as the historic St. Martin de Tours Catholic Church and La Maison Duchamp on Main Street. The church was dedicated to Martin of Tours in France, where a St Martin de Tours church can be found. There is also one in Layrac, France, the birthplace of Pierre Nezat who settled in 1768 in St Martinville.
St. Martinville in the eighteenth century involves its reputation as the home of numerous French Royalists who emigrated to escape the French Revolution as they fled precipitously from the anti-Catholic mob attack. In Saint Martinville, they replicated in the wilderness a social life which resembled Parisian society as closely as possible. St. Martinville has subsequently been known as "Le Petit Paris". The many displaced Royalists that settled in the region established a class of leisure and culture in the New World.
The third oldest town in Louisiana, St. Martinville has many buildings and homes with beautiful architecture, such as the historic St. Martin de Tours Catholic Church and La Maison Duchamp on Main Street. The church was dedicated to Martin of Tours in France, where a St Martin de Tours church can be found. There is also one in Layrac, France, the birthplace of Pierre Nezat who settled in 1768 in St Martinville.
St. Martinville in the eighteenth century involves its reputation as the home of numerous French Royalists who emigrated to escape the French Revolution as they fled precipitously from the anti-Catholic mob attack. In Saint Martinville, they replicated in the wilderness a social life which resembled Parisian society as closely as possible. St. Martinville has subsequently been known as "Le Petit Paris". The many displaced Royalists that settled in the region established a class of leisure and culture in the New World.
by Cajun-Man February 23, 2011
Get the Petit Paris mug.Inspired by cartoon Madeline's Spanish boyfriend "Pepito", a "pepite" refers to a young child, boy or girl. The term should be used to discuss children with men who are afraid of becoming a dad.
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Get the Petition mug.A system for measuring and rating the intensity of a fart.
1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide
1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide
by Stefanowicz January 15, 2008
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