pretentia

Pretentious was of saying 'pretentiousness'. First coined by gunhaver, of the erksylvania internet forum.

That European art film has a high level of pretentia.

by Grigore Burloiu January 12, 2008

fuck potential

the potential a man has just by looks to get in a girl's pants...used on a scale of 1 through 10

he is hot!!!
yea i give him an fp of 9

by TheOneAndOnly January 12, 2004

pretentiatarian

One who consumes only organic, locally grown, sustainably cultivated fruits, vegetables, eggs, dairy and meat products. This type of diet is generally accompanied by self-righteousness and extreme liberal judgmentalism.

Oh I'm sorry, I don't eat factory farmed turkey, I'm a pretentiatarian.

by Tender Buttons February 23, 2011

potential bang

When he's/she's up for netflix and cill.

Boy: Jelan is a "potential bang"
Girl: Yeah

by Roman Melides August 10, 2016

Glow Up Potential

See GUP. The degree of potential that a person has to glow up.

Damnnnnn, Jeff has definitely has glow up potential.

by Matt McWhite November 9, 2018

Fat Potential Rating, FPR

A Rating System developed by Dr. L. R. to give an accurate rating of the potential weight capacity level of a female. It is based on the principle that a woman will get fatter as she grows older, the only question is how much.

The formula is yet to be released but it is known that the base mathematics involves calculating a woman's current height and weight along with that of her parent's current weight and height. There is a complex measurement of stress as well because it is a known fact that stressed women have the potential of getting fat.

Betty is very skinny now but due to her FPR (Fat Potential Rating, FPR) of 4.3 she has a high chance of becoming quite obese by the age of 33.

by Jack Nubs December 9, 2008

potential

The chances of their being weed in any given situation, a good potential means there is a good chance of getting weed.

Dude, can't wait for the party at Tom's this weekend. It's got awesome potential.

I broke up with Clair last week, when I realised sleeping with her had absolutely no potential

by georgesoton August 19, 2009