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National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd
“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”

“Is that a crowbar?”

National "Cuddling With People Named Charlie" Day

If you know a person named Charlie, you have to cuddle with them on this day.
"Oh, Hey! It's National "Cuddling With People Named Charlie" Day! Charlie, I guess we have to cuddle!"

National kick short people day

On the day of January 23, all short people shall be scared of the dominance of tall people.

I WILL GET MY REVENGE SINCE MY CLASSMATES KEPT HITTING ME ON THE DAY OF DECEMBER 20, 2023.
You will see very soon my very well planned amazing extraordinary revenge…
Me: Yknow what day it is today?
Short person: OH NO it’s National kick short people day?!

National throw short people day

National throw short people day lands on every Thursday and Friday of January and February
John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day.

Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!

National throw short people day

On october 21st you are allowed to throw anyone 5'8" and under without consequence
Wow its national throw short people day. Im coming after you wren

National Cut off people’s legs Day

Celebrated on October 14th it involves cutting off a persons leg to make them shorter, in preparation for National throw short people day.
Prepare to be short for it’s national cut off people’s legs day