Pantaloonaphobia

A fear of pants that walk by themselves

“Emma suffers from pantaloonaphobia.”

by qwdrtgefbhtcjsnwncng January 25, 2022

pantaloons

shorts that go over underwear under dresses that usually children wear

im not wearing pantaloons! omg youre crazy!!

by pantaloon lover May 8, 2023

Pantaloons

Something outta loony Toons

I think his prounouns are Loony Toones
Loony Toons: Pantaloons

by LoonysWildToons December 7, 2023

Patagooner

An individual who is obsessed with Patagonia products and is quick to remind others of their free repair/replacement policies. This individual may spend late nights searching their laptop for sales and deals.

My friend Bobby is such a Patagooner. He found the new nano puff jacket for 60% off last night.

by StevieGeevies March 18, 2026

hammer pantaloons

Hammer pant capris with an elastic band just below the knee. So fetch.

She was wearing hammer pantaloons in the club and all the 80s kids were lovestruck.

by Mariztyk May 30, 2017