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DOUCHE PENALTY

PUNISHMENT RECEIVED WHEN ONE OF TWO PARTIES ASK FOR HELP IN ACCOMPLISHING A TASK, THAT BENIFITS BOTH PARTIES, BUT GETS DENIED. THE PARTY ASKING FOR HELP THEN CALLS DOUCHE PENALTY ON THE DENYING PARTY WHICH RESULTS IN THE FIRST PARTY NOT PERFORMING THE TASK FOR 20 MINUTES HOLDING THE SECOND PARTY TIME UP AT WORK.
PARTY ONE: HEY CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS SO WE BOTH CAN GET OUT OF HERE?
PARTY TWO: NO JUST GET IT BACK HERE TO SHIP ALREADY!
PARTY ONE: DOUCHE PENALTY! I'LL WAIT SO YOU HAVE TO STAY LATE AND WHILE YOUR WORKING ON YOUR END I'LL BE HEADING HOME. ASS BAG!!
by SHADOW BANDIT June 16, 2010
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Penalty Point

A Penalty Point (or PP) Is The lowest penalty awarded following a minor infraction while participating in an RGC League competition.

Also referred to as a "PP Slap". Accumulating a determined amount of PP Slaps leads to a more severe penalty.
"Yo, I totally spaced and took NimbleKendall out at 2T... they gave me 2 PP Slaps, it's fair though."

"Haha, yeah, I was laughing so hard took out JastroLawn, only got 1 PP Slap though since there was a lot of chaos going on in-front"

Penalty Point
by DSG Fibonacci March 16, 2023
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A certain Portugese fraud is one of these. Named Pristiano Penaldo. He asks for a penalty but he always misses. He plays in the camel league and his 9 year old fans he is a "GOAT" for only scoring tap ins.
"Please give me penalty" said Penaldo but the ref said he is a penalty beggar
by anonymous January 25, 2024
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