pastry game

A group of males sitting in a circular formation around a pastry of their choice. The group of males start touching themselves until ejaculation. The last male to ejaculate must consume the pastry

"Jeff lost the pastry game and now he has herpes."

by Jack Hofferman April 3, 2015

Pastry Dick

When a man has picked up an STD.

"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"

by Oscar Blues June 8, 2015

Pastry ghost

When you white as fuck

Damn you are a pastry ghost looking motherf******

by mrmhr July 2, 2015

pastry weight

The weight gain through the consumption of copious amounts of Hungarian pasty. Typically occurs during the holiday season.

I gained 20 pounds of pastry weight last Christmas

by Grimshackle December 24, 2016

Pastry pasty

When someone masterbaits quick and cums all over there self and clothes, and it dries a glazey paste.

Yo yo doggy you be lookin like a pastry pasty.

by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019

Pastry

A pastry is happens when a girl allows her sex partner to ejaculate in her ass. The girl decides to hold the ejaculate in. Later on when she takes a shit the turds come out with the ejaculate wrapped around them.

My wife crapped out a pastry this morning a forgot to flush it.

by Wife Annoyer July 31, 2018

Pastry Case

A Pastry Case is someone of complete incompetence, absolute brainlessness and usually a bad haircut.

Ellis fell out of a trolley on to a sea of purple hamsters fighting each other with olive tree branches!! What a complete Pastry Case!!

by UrbWizard November 20, 2019