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pastry weight

The weight gain through the consumption of copious amounts of Hungarian pasty. Typically occurs during the holiday season.
I gained 20 pounds of pastry weight last Christmas
by Grimshackle December 24, 2016
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Pastry

Donna dalle grandi qualità, ammirata per la sua dolcezza
Aristotele:"Lo scopo del lavoro è quello di guadagnarsi il tempo libero per venerare la Pastry"
by ilsorrisodellaPastry May 21, 2021
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pastry game

A group of males sitting in a circular formation around a pastry of their choice. The group of males start touching themselves until ejaculation. The last male to ejaculate must consume the pastry
"Jeff lost the pastry game and now he has herpes."
by Jack Hofferman April 3, 2015
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Pastry

A person who cuts and pastes directly from AI into social media, research, reports, emails, texts, or DMs, claiming it was their own without critically reviewing the material, fact-checking, or verifying.
My friend is such a pastry, she always uses Ai for her stories.
by Love.Art May 29, 2025
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tasty pastry

when a chick is a 10. or someone you wanna fuck.
yo that chicks a tasty pastry, i wanna get that. tasty pastry r us.
by mikeymicmo March 9, 2007
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morning pastry

One who has an a small uncircumcised penis, and who’s ejaculate stays trapped. Ware for the next morning when peeled back has left a layer of man icing for his partner.
Sally woke to enjoy a bit of early morning meat, only to find a delicious “morning pastry” left from the night before which she had to work for previously from Otter.
by Otter91 November 20, 2022
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Pastry ghost

Damn you are a pastry ghost looking motherf******
by mrmhr July 2, 2015
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