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parker county calamari

Named after the time honored tradition in parker county Texas of deep frying the recently circumcised fore skin of a new born in combination with the 5 secret herbs and spices commonly found in parker county cuisine...

...here's a hint, one is piss soaked dirt dried out in a meth lab...
*Read in Parker county accent* You take yer foreskins and throw'em in yer deep fryers?

“They have a Jewish center out in Weatherford?”
“Yeah, I heard the even serve up Parker county Calamari!”

“What’s that?”
“Next time there is a bris ask them.”

Or...“You hear about Mr. And Mrs. McGillicutty? They just had a baby boy. They circumcised the little fella and made themselves some Parker county calamari. Mmm mmmm, bitch!”

“Have you heard the new fad going around in Weatherford? Instead of eating placenta people are making parker county calamari!"
by baby belly buttons November 12, 2018
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parker middle school

Parker Middle School is another word for the HELL. Students of this school enjoy vaping in the bathrooms and harassing others. A lot of the teachers are evil and do not like children. If you are looking for some thots this school would be the place to go.
She said, “jeez that place is a real Parker Middle school, I thought I would die of boredom.”
by Youngazn March 19, 2019
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parker

he is a beaver looking bubbly buck teeth cracker
damn parker really looks like a hamster
by zephlover123 November 21, 2019
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Parkerpaulsonism

A person that likes wierd girls is usually In a friend group and thinks there are more than 2 genders is also a bit dumbfounded in every sport he plays he thinks he is good but he is not
I believe my friend has parkerpaulsonism
by Parker Paulson March 22, 2021
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antony parker

a great basketball player who plays in toronto in now days. in the past he played in maccabi tel-aviv (israel)
antony parker scored 28 points and took 10 reb'
by the manfitz March 21, 2009
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kale parker

A short man that wears medium / small shirts so everyone can see his heart beating . Mean mugs everyone and has a strange infatuation with a mans nipples.
OH shit bro cover your nips kale parkers coming!!!!!!!!!
by General SUbsea September 6, 2013
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doing a richard parker

To rudely leave somewhere without telling someone. Disappearing a banterous place without saying goodbye, like dat big cat in life of pi.
Guy: Where's Dave gone?
Guy: can't see him, doing a richard parker, the git.
by boycalledhorse November 18, 2013
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