Glamour Parking

Finding a parking spot right in front of the club/restaurant/establishment you're going to on a crowded street, downtown district, somewhere a parking spot is hard / impossible to find.

To his credit, Homer, a friend of mine, first started this. Now we all do it.

OMG that Lexus just pulled out of the spot right next to the handicapped parking. Quick! *the driver parks the car*
Everyone in the car altogether says/sings: GLAMOUR PARKING!!! (you have to kind of sing it a little bit)

by Troy Vogel January 22, 2009

Post-parking regret

The feeling one gets when a parking space, or multitude thereof, much closer to the destination than the one used is discovered. Usually followed by a logistical debate over the decision to move the car into one of the superior spaces.

"Hey, there's a crapload of spaces over there!"
"Aww, that's some serious post-parking regret."

by Hbriz November 2, 2011

Car parking

The process of driving around late at night as a teenager with other people moving between car parks because you have absolutely nothing else to do.

"Hey bro lets go out with jenny and molly tonight, they want to see us!"

"No, I am not going car parking again just because you fancy molly"

by JMPdictionary October 19, 2018

cock parking

The act of “Netflix and chill” but instead of sex, the guy’s soft cock is parked in the mouth of the person who’s head is in his lap while they both watch tv

I was at Brian/Brianna’s house yesterday cock parking while watching tv

by Mmmzzz January 5, 2020

K-Mart Parking Lot

A place you go before school to get a suck from your ugly ass girlfriend.

If you want to see a thot, go to the K-Mart Parking lot.

by Gonorrhea45 January 12, 2018

Roy High Parking Lot

The worst highschool parking lot ever created. it is full of idiots who can't park, Who needs parking stalls when you can make your own. One way signs? who reads them! The student body is comparable to the average chimpanzee but the only difference is we have drivers licenses, and the men have more hair and smell worse.

ive met some rocks that are smarter than the average roy high parking lot user

by SuperSwampyBooty January 26, 2021

Trinity Pawling

An Episcopalian boarding school near Pawling, New York. This school has a large number of international students and many of the students have rich parents. Despite the fact that the majority of the students seem to have been raised at least moderately well off, quite a large number of the students here endeavor to be "street". Like any school, they tend to get overexceited about their sports teams.

Fiercely competetive with a number of schools, including Avon, Kent, and Taft.

Hey, what school did you go to? Trinity Pawling?

No, I went to Avon.

Hey! Avon and T-P are rivals! You suck!

by An honest source October 6, 2005