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I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute

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mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"
by Megilv June 17, 2024
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Ant Parachutes

The undigested, leftover kernels of corn in your shit.
“Hey, Cletus, did y’all see the ant parachutes from my upper decker?”
by Kackmaster July 24, 2022
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flaming parachute

The act of stretching your ball sack over ones face
"I'm gonna give Steve Curry a flaming parachute for his lack of game"
by Mickelob December 6, 2017
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academic parachuting

when academic groups come in to do community outreach in an attempt to rescue or save impoverished communities however the work is considered lack luster or has not real value to the intended community only the value is perceived by the academics.
We are tired of universities coming in and preforming academic parachuting with no lasting impact.
by goodlogophile December 20, 2022
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the parachute

When a chick pulls her pussy lips apart and jumps around until it stretchs out.
Mary, stop doing the parachute! The whole house is shaking!
by Pussychute December 21, 2016
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parachute pals

Friends who can be counted on to "catch you as you fall" and/or "ease your descent" --- i.e., they'll always "be there for you" during times of emotional distress, offer helpful ideas/cautions, etc.
Anytime an on-line "friend" whom I have not met yet (and therefore I cannot be sure if that person is reliable or "for real") invites/requests/allows me to go and meet him somewhere, I always peruse the map to see if any of my "parachute pals" happen to live in that same general area, and if so, I call them up first to ask if I may make a "secondary journey" over to visit them for a while if the person whom I was going to meet during my "primary mission" is either a no-show or not sociable/reasonable to me... it helps make the trip not be a total waste of time and travel-expenses, plus I'll have a shoulder to cry on and soothe me in my humiliation and disappointment at my failed attempt to cultivate a new friendship.
by QuacksO July 18, 2018
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parachute

A drug you use to help you get back on track.
I had to take my parachute, otherwise I'd be dead without it.
by 1000yrdstare September 19, 2019
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