PASTY FLOPPERS

Man (or female) tits that sag or create a roll,and are pale and white.

Trevor has disgusting fat pasty floppers.

by dr. huge cock April 15, 2009

Pasty Lion

An abnormally obese Honors English teacher that knows nothing about the subject. Wears a tutu and extends arms into the air with a McDonald's Quater Pounder in both pudges called "hands". Is indeed a sea lion with star pasties on her oddly shaped nipples. Or in more simple terms: An ugly ass bitch that teaches english, is always high on crack, and gives birth to gophers and chipmunks.

Oh shit dude, I saw a pasty lion!

by appadorabootslover January 26, 2010

bash my pasty

a term referring to the violent poking (or some cases) thrashing of the vaginal area.
phrase particulary used in cornish areas of land.

"ahoy there, come into my love dungeon and bash my pasty, what say you, savvy?"

by ronald weasley March 10, 2008

pabst blue ribbon

1. n. The only beer that makes you feel as though you're looking the devil straight in the face upon cracking open the first can of the evening. It is a little-known fact that in the play "Faust", Mephistopheles is, in fact, summoned by the protagonist's opening of a can of Pabst.

Excessive consumption of Pabst Blue Ribbon, can, in fact, lead to a hedonistic and sanctimonious mental state known as "the Pabst state" (see below).

Example sentence: "Let's get wasted on Pabst Blue Ribbon and kill some strippers!"

2. adj. Pabst. (folk-etymology, back-formation of past-participial form of the (non-existent) verb "to Pabs") Pertaining to the resultant mental state of having consumed too much Pabst Blue Ribbon. People in the Pabst state often find themselves involved in the following activities (seemingly without being able to provide an explanation, no less):

-Killing strippers
-Passing out in ditches
-Drinking said beer in abandoned buildings and graveyards
-Hitting on unattractive members of the opposite sex
-Dancing and (consequently) vomiting (often at the same time)
-Getting into arguments about who found that hot new underground indie-rock band first
-Not doing laundry
-Making inappropriate cellphone calls at 3 in the morning (see drunk-dial)
-Procrastinating
-Passing out
-Writing long-winded definitions for the word "Pabst" on urbandictionary.com

Example sentence: "Dude, I'm totally Pabst right now."

Here is a dialogue from the 1986 film "Blue Velet" exemplifying the Pabst Blue Ribbon Mentality (note: Frank Booth is played by Dennis Hopper):

Frank Booth: What kind of beer do you like to drink, neighbor?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Heineken.
Frank Booth: Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

by Kevin Gould May 11, 2008

pasty bitch

Describes the most generic typical white american woman with an unattractive pasty white skin tone. Most commenly named Becky or Rachel.

Rachel looks like a pasty bitch in that dress.

Put some cloths on u look like a pasty bitch

by bqs November 27, 2013

Pasty smashing

A metaphorical term to describe a lesbian. Imagery of the famous cornish pasty is used to replicate the act of scissoring in which a females pasty-like vagina is 'smashed' against another's. Hence Pasty smashing.

Girl 1: "Fancy going out tonight?"
Girl 2: "Nah babes, I fancy staying in tonight and pasty smashing!"

by DirtyPea May 15, 2012

Pabst smears

The after effects of drinking too many Pabst blue ribbon beers.

John drank way too many Pabst blue ribbons last night, hes been on the toilet all day with the Pabst smears

by Allen Wrensch August 17, 2009