Wiping your hand around you're girlfriends axe wound to check for dampness like a plumber checking for a leak in a pipe. Perfect way to check if she has been playing away when out with the girls.
"She stayed out till 4 am so I gave her a plumbers wipe to make sure she hadn't being doing the nasty"
by Obesio mourinio July 05, 2016
Last night i was fucking the wife she started Poking the Purple Plum and she ended up with a leaky plumber.
by Florida RVP August 03, 2019
by The Squishy Plumber October 17, 2009
The ex-hardcore-porn movie actor who does plumbing for the neighbors occasionally. He is also planning to be an entrepreneur in the future, had a brief conversation with Barack Obama, and worries that the tax plans under the new administration will affect his plans for the big bright future.
Generally considered the same IQ, a little bit higher or lower than Joe six pack-- depending on your religious beliefs.
Generally considered the same IQ, a little bit higher or lower than Joe six pack-- depending on your religious beliefs.
Person A: "Dude, did you watch Obama and McCain talking about Joe the plumber? I really enjoyed it! I feel I know a whole lot more about the economic plans of the two presidential candidates"
Person B: "Pathetic!"
Person B: "Pathetic!"
by TlPbBiPoAtRn October 16, 2008
When you masturbate furiously with a drunken flaccid penis, in the hope that it will somehow come alive through your hopeless need.
Jim had had at least 7 scotches and when he was realistic about it, it was more like 9. It was starting to look like one of those nights where he'd need the plumber method to get things going.
by TheDuckMan May 30, 2009
by mpzeeeee August 04, 2011
Paraphrased from a quote in a New York Times story about business travel in the late 1980s--
"now business executives travel in economy class with Joe the plumber using his frequent flier miles"
NOTE: If anyone has any questions about this entry, please let me know.
"now business executives travel in economy class with Joe the plumber using his frequent flier miles"
NOTE: If anyone has any questions about this entry, please let me know.
by Joel Bader January 03, 2008