by Dieder December 14, 2019
Get the Premium Turtle Fuurmug. Term used to define a Valorant player who is currently in an active relationship.
Also used to make fun of Valorant players who are not currently in an active relationship, in this case, MOST OF THEM.
Also used to make fun of Valorant players who are not currently in an active relationship, in this case, MOST OF THEM.
Guy #1: Hey bro, I just got Valorant Premium!
Guy #2: No way, congrats!
Guy #3: wtfdym congrats, fuck your cs:go overwatch clone, go play a real game
Guy #2: No way, congrats!
Guy #3: wtfdym congrats, fuck your cs:go overwatch clone, go play a real game
by bobabond June 25, 2023
Get the Valorant Premiummug. A dick cheese that's so fine and pristine that it has to be admired and respected by many. It is rare to find smegma of this quality, thus causing it to be the premium of smeg.
Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.
Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.
I was involved in an orgy on Saturday, and one of these dudes had a severe amount of smegma, but it turned out to be premium smeg and just enhanced the thrill of the orgy.
by Bork Glasgow July 23, 2016
Get the Premium Smegmug. Here everything needs to be perfect!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!
When you are somewhere on a hill with a nice view,smoking and maybe drinking a little bit of whiskey, listening to “Fun-We are young” and exactly at the chorus “Toooniggghttt weee aree younggg” you take a shit and a girl must be sucking your dick, the shit needs to come out at the same time you cum and hit a bowl(the Bong)! After this process you won’t be able to wipe your ass alone so the girl needs to do it with soft tissues!
by MS-SA-NC-GR (Plumkin Experts) November 22, 2017
Get the PPP (Plumkin Premium Pro)mug. by PaxtonPackman June 24, 2023
Get the On the Premiummug. by Fruitysama's premium payout December 18, 2023
Get the Fruitysama's premium payoutmug. The extra monetary cost of products and other consumer goods within New York City, but is absent on the same items one, or several states over.
A: "I can't believe how much more expensive gas and cigarettes are here"
B: "That's New York premium for you"
B: "That's New York premium for you"
by aaa241 September 16, 2015
Get the New York premiummug.