Fiddle-fondler

A sex move created by meta pod to shake hitlers dick, Jews would be traumatized by the sound of hurler next door getting his fiddle fondled.

Hitler: o hya! I hay! Use die harden Das harden Ist GUT!!! Fiddle Miene Fondle!!! Down Fiddle-fondler

Metapod: metapod uses Harden!

Hitler:*traumatizing sound of orgasm that can't be written*

by Dongerlover May 26, 2015

The Monkeys Fiddle

When a girl temps a guy to get in bed.

Hey look! Jessica is doing The Monkeys Fiddle on Tom.

by TheFoxtrot117 April 16, 2009

Fiddle file

The female version of a wank bank

Oh yeah, he has definitely earned his place in my fiddle file.

by Pseudonymbus nome September 14, 2017

Fish fiddle

When your talking a bunch of bullshit and I have figure it out.

Sounds like a bunch of fish fiddle to me

by Doughdibug November 23, 2019

Fiddle Grippers

A pair of extra long labia. Said to be able to grip a Fiddle and play a tune.

A woman name Ruth had Fiddle Grippers so long she could play the banjo without using her hands.

by Bar Bizzle March 08, 2019

cock fiddles

Dissapointment after an incident, or excitement when coming to a thought or realization.

“Ah cock fiddles. My unicorn can’t even fly.” Or “Cock fiddles! I just found and extra hundred in my wallet.”

by Delta254 July 30, 2018

Fiddle Diddlin’

The cleanest way to say sexual activities. Lil nasties, often under the age 16 do it in the middle of hallways.

**two nasty little heathens are making out in a crowded hallway**
Me: WILL YALL STOP FIDDLE DIDDLIN’ IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY AND LET ME GET TO MY CLASS?!

by Pastel Peach February 24, 2019