my ass cheeks

i got a left, middle and right one

Do you have ass cheeks? yes they are my ass cheeks haha

by gerLD and herry :> June 02, 2021

NIGGAS IN MY ASS

BIG BLACK NIGGAS IN MY ASS

Person 1:Do you want to go get some chicken?
Person 2:Nope, there's NIGGAS IN MY ASS.

by 9/11survivor December 08, 2022

packing my ass

Lying to me.

Man, that salesguy was packing my ass when he said that used Chevy had a new engine.

by JaggyB May 20, 2018

Masticate My Ass

A more refined and elegant way of saying “eat my ass”. Used by the elite class, members of the upper crust and Hollywood and rumor has it, the royal families of several prominent countries.

Geeves my good man. Have you seen Lady Rose? It’s time for her to masticate my ass.

Masticate my ass. It’s Britney bitch.

It was a long ride back to the estate after a glorious weekend in the Hampton’s so I had the chauffeur pull off at the rest stop and masticate my ass in the back of the Rolls.

by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020

PONIES MY ASS

When bronies parents find out they fuck ponies

Brony: MOM IM SORRY ITS A VIRUS FOR PONIES

Mom: PONIES MY ASS. IM GETTIN THE BELT

Brony: NOOOOOOO PLEAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by bigbootybitches655 September 14, 2020

Bitch my ass

When a person with a greaseball, bowl lookin haircut who gets peanut butter licked off his balls gets beat up by a sixie and then thinks he can call him his bitch

Nick: Hold my pocket bitch!
Tim: Bitch my ass, fack you!

by 3rdlinegrind January 20, 2017

rice my ass

What you say when you want an Asian man to fuck your ass.

Hey Dong, will you rice my ass?

by jerkoff April 19, 2005