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mother-of-all-omelets

Some thing you make when you can’t fret over every egg
We’re making the mother-of-all-omelets here jack, can’t fret over every egg!
by Frost. May 18, 2022
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Scotch Omelette

Where you get yourself a glass of scotch, and masturbate while drinking it. If you blow before you finish, you have to pop the wad into the glass and slam the rest of it back. The jizz sitting at the top of the glass forms what is to be known as the Scotch Omelette.
Dave: I ran out of time and had to have a scotch omelette last night
Tim: A-ha!
by Raging Erections March 23, 2009
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skin omelette

A skin omelette is a synonym for vagina.
After a night of profound love making: 'I'll tell you what Cluett, she had a lovely skin omelette!'
by EstcourtAvenue November 6, 2013
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fallopian omlete

When engaged in cunnilingus you stick your face so deep in a woman’s vagina, you eat her eggs right out of her fallopian tubes. Thus having yourself a fallopian omlete
I woke up hungry so buried my face so deep in that randos snatch, I had me a fallopian omlete
by BJADJ January 8, 2019
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Denver Omelet

A sex act in which a man puts his rectum against his partner's vagina and proceeds to defecate inside of her. AKA "poo-in-a-puss"
Did you hear Matt will only go down on a girl after she's had a Denver Omelet?

He's so nasty... it must be all those games of Midwest Mousetrap he plays at the Flying J or all that Truck Stop Slop he eats.
by Redrokkit December 9, 2021
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spanish omelette

typical spanish dish.

ingredients: potatoes, eggs, and a good olive oil.

process: At first you have to cut the potatoes in small slices and fry it patiently at the pan for 20-30 minutes. Then, mix in a bowl the beaten eggs with the fried potatoes. With high fire, put and extend the mix at the pan, just a minute moving it without touching it, and then turn the omelette to the other side at the pan waiting also another minute.

If you are not a disaster cooking you will have a cheap, easy, exquisite and nutritive dish. Select a good wine, a bit of iberian jamon, and the autentic spanish flavour will came to you.

(please, don't mistreat people the "spanish" word with your definitions)
we are going to cook a spanish omelette
by Pedroparri September 21, 2007
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new york omlette

When a woman is giving oral sex to a man, as he reaches climax he slams her head onto his penis forcing her to gag and vomit all over his crotch.
by big papa peter November 4, 2003
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