p1 ) - " man you see that dude over there ? heres off one !! " * the dude " over there " completely nodding off *
it could also be combined with other words like " hes off a good one " etc etc
it could also be combined with other words like " hes off a good one " etc etc
by 47genesis November 19, 2023
Get the Off onemug. Dude you can't use a smart water bottle to bust one off.
Why not?
I don't think you need to be doing this if you have to ask...
Why not?
I don't think you need to be doing this if you have to ask...
by tragicbeautiful January 27, 2011
Get the Bust one offmug. So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...
by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018
Get the Crunching one offmug. by Just the tips November 4, 2018
Get the sly one offmug. to get up from one's chair and walk around with the express purpose of letting a fart rip. This has a few benefits; (1) the smell cannot be easily attributed to the emitter (2) the smell will distribute across a wider area, and dissipate more quickly (3) one's own work area will not become a miasma of the stench of one's own arse (4) it could even be coupled with a quick trip to The Gent's for a hasty kiss from Neptune herself.
by Clackervalve March 29, 2022
Get the trail one offmug. To potter - to do random aimless tasks and generally avoid doing stuff you should be doing. Procrastination.
Chippie had a hell of a lot of stuff to do but when I got home I discovered he had decided to harry one off all day and had done fuck all of any importance.
by Chris Memes January 15, 2009
Get the Harry One Offmug. The act of touching oneself in private places to excite in an effort to achieve climax, or to orgasm. The act is completed when one achieves their orgasm.
Also known as the action of masturbating.
It can be used to describe the process concerning either gender.
Also known as the action of masturbating.
It can be used to describe the process concerning either gender.
Example 1:
Jill: Ew did Tim just bump one off in your bathroom?
Beth: Yeah I think he did - don't go in there.
Example 2:
Guy outside bathroom: Are you done in there? I need to use the bathroom.
Guy in bathroom: Leave me alone, I'm bumping one off!
Jill: Ew did Tim just bump one off in your bathroom?
Beth: Yeah I think he did - don't go in there.
Example 2:
Guy outside bathroom: Are you done in there? I need to use the bathroom.
Guy in bathroom: Leave me alone, I'm bumping one off!
by FalconFlight April 22, 2009
Get the bumping one offmug.