Cow

1. A cow is a weird fucking animal that we eat and has fucked up spots.
2. Someone so fat they can't move.

1. Let's eat a cow for dinner tonight!
2. You are such a fucking cow!

by KevinP June 13, 2012

Cow

A most joyous of creatures, the pinicle of God's work, a great monument of triumph to both milk and beef alike. Cows are capable of producing a most soothing "moo" sound (and rather the large amount of methane gas from their rear ends) cows are in my mind and the minds of the vast majority of sentient beings in our fair universe believe that God's grandest creation was not man, nor was it pigs nor sheep nor horses (please excuse the pun) neigh, they are the cows

In the name of the fillet, the rump and the holy milk, we praise our Lord cow, Amen

by PRAISE THE BEEF September 15, 2015

Cow

When someone is being very annoying and wont leave you alone.

Oh my god, your such a cow

You're being a cow right now

by OrbitCycle December 1, 2018

Cow

being an idiot

Justin you are a cow.

by puppylover17 December 6, 2015

Cow

A substitue word for bitch

Wow Miss Scudds is such a cow

by Marvius October 26, 2016

cow

Crippled Old Woman - mostly used in primary schools, and considered a big insult.

Did you hear? Chris is a right COW *giggles*

by xxMissiixx January 21, 2007

Cow

The webmaster without a site...(WTF?)

A general flirt and womanizer.

A visionary with no one to pass his vision along to because no one wants to think enough to understand.

Cow....Yeah he's very confusing.

Cow!?!?!?!He is such a perv!!!! But he is sweet...

Stop trying to prove me wrong Cow! Your making me look stupid!
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actual quotes of random people I know

by Cow December 21, 2004