October 26

National get your hair stuck in a bun and have to cut it really short day

Rachel-wow your hair looks super short!
Milky-What did you expect? It’s October 26

by Animal_crackers October 27, 2019

October 26

October 26 is national eat booty day

Hey did you hear what October 26 is? It’s national booty day!!! Let’s eat booty

by Darwin watterson October 25, 2019

October 26

October 26 is national push your friend Kevin down the stairs day

1:"dude I wanna mess with Kevin but I don't want to be an asshole"
2:"push him down the stairs"

1:"wtf no"
2:"come on it's October 26"
1:"okay fine"

by Anonymous✌️💖💜💙 June 10, 2020

October 26

if its you’re sister’s birthday beat her up

I beat my sister on October 26 because it is her birthday.

by Idk76458 November 2, 2019

October 26

The day to kiss your partner, and spend a day with them :)

Bob: do you know what day it is today?
Bella: Yeah it’s October 26?
Bob: we get to spend the day together :)

by Elxie88 November 1, 2021

october 26

where all gay people fuck straight people. like a national james charles day.

it’s october 26 diezels going to fuck jack lewis. eww don’t fuck him.

by eatingpussyismygame. October 24, 2019

October 26

the best person ever was born

were you born october 26th? i laurb you and you are the best person ever

by drink bleach cunt April 3, 2022