diving octopus

insert both hand's, crossed over each other, with fingers intercrossed into the vagina.

i enjoyed giving Ashley the diving octopus last week.

by Sean Corcoran... June 24, 2008

octopus beak

An act in which someone inserts two pistachio shells into their anus, and by clenching their sphincter, pinches an unsuspecting enemy with the pistachio shells poking out from their anus.

Ouch Dale! That Octopus Beak is gonna leave a mark!

by Swampmoose February 14, 2018

octopus cuddle

When you get as tangled as possible while cuddling.

Me and my boyfriend love to octopus cuddle

by Yssarg June 18, 2017

Depressed Octopus

A depressed octopus is usually a female that is very happy and weird.

Katie: *Throws apple at a hobo* *Laughs*

Me: o.O You're such a depressed octopus!!

by Carl the Unicorn August 23, 2011

Octopus move

A sexual act in which the partner caresses the member with all 5 fingers; the palm goes towards the head as the female pulls upwards. It is a highly awkward and unsatisfying move and should not be attempted by anyone.

Man, she kept using the octopus move on me, I couldn't get it up lol ^^.

by aFlexY August 25, 2009

octopus tenticle

Octopus Tenticle (Octo, puss; Tent, ikle) An uncircumcised penis. A penis with foreskin still attached greatly resembles octopus tenticle.

Ohh gross Hank just touched me with his octopus tenticle! FREAK!!!!!!!

by Dan Finnegan May 8, 2007

Octopus Brigade, The

A wonderful "musical group" from Virginia that sings songs in a creepy, high pitched sound about fire breathing chickens named Percival, baby lizard-cows, lobsters, big dead gaseous balls(also known as stars), and many other fun things.

Wow, The Octopus Brigade is cooler than I am!

by Jenny December 30, 2003