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Reformie Normie

Your average American Jew who knows a nominal amount about Judaism. This is your "twice a year" Jew, who only goes to Shul on Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. They typically identify as being Jewish through superficial cultural concepts, such as eating matzo ball soup, watching Seinfeld, cultural Zionism, Jewish mother jokes, and remembering the Holocaust. You might see a Reformie Normie stumble drunk into their local college campus Chabad on a Friday night and exclaim "I'm here for the food!". Reformie Normies might have had a Bar or Bat Mitzvah but that was basically the end of their Jewish education, aside from their college Birthright trip. Oh, and their dating profiles always have to say something about a "Nice Jewish Boy/Girl" aka "NJB/NJG". It's a Halachic obligation.
The dating profile of a Reformie Normie:

"I'm just an NJG lookin' for an NJB!"

"Challah atcha boi!"
"I'm just here because my mother want's me to marry a nice Jewish girl!"
"Let's tell our grandparents we met in Shul! ;-)"
"My matzoball soup is better than your bubbie's"
by JustANiceJewishBoy August 22, 2021
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Normie

A 'Normie' is an ignorant, unoriginal human that blindly follows societal norms. Normies are unable to think for themselves with no desire to accomplish anything with their life. Normies are by birth a sin and waste valuable oxygen on Earth.

Synonyms include 'sheep', 'average Joe', 'dumb fuck'.
Check that dude wearing Yeezy's...Such a Normie.
by Champion Normie April 21, 2018
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Extremely Normal

A cult like body of people aware of the excessive changes that have taken place in recent times contributing to the "new normal" which is apparently extreme. Extremely normal followers are not scared of change and, in fact, embrace it
I can't belive all that crazy stuff has happened to you - it must be the new normal - Extremely normal
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Normie

To be apart of, or associated, with Buzzfeed.
"10 rare Pepe gifts that will prove you're not a normie"

"Buzzfeed is the definition of Normie wtf."

"Why does Buzzfeed think that they aren't normies?"
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(Creo sucks lol)
Yo, did you know that Creo sucks? She is the community manager of A kind of normal day.
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normie

Any kid or teen who goes on tumblr and thinks its ripped off memes and unfunny jokes are hilarious.
Normie: "Lol did you see the golden rare meme pepe it only comes around once every 1 thousand years!!!!"
4chan: "Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot ass normie"
by normiehate November 19, 2015
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