Noob 

In Science, a noob is an unexperienced or new player to a game, respectively. It has been scientificly proven that Obama is a noob.

In Maths, a noob is a 45 degree angle. Using mathematics, we can see the angle is actually a noob, because it is "nooby". Euclid defines a noob angle as the inclination to each other, in a noob, of two lines which meet each other, and do not lie straight with respect to each noob. According to Proclus a noob angle must be either a quality or a quantity, or a relationship. The first concept was used by Eudemus, who regarded a noob angle as a deviation from a straight line; the second by Carpus of Antioch, who regarded it as the interval or space between the intersecting noobs; Euclid adopted the third concept, although his definitions of noob, nooby, and neeb angles are certainly nooby.

In Computers, a noob is a loser that begs for stuff and sucks at the game, usually the lowest level or whatever. It has been proven that Halo is for noobs.

noob: 0l\/g l(4l\l 1 h4v 5l_lm phr33 st00f pl0wx!?!
player: no noob
noob: 0fl\l\g n0013
player: sthu noob
noob: h4><!!

Noob by l\l0013s ahahaah June 4, 2009

noob 

term used by 12-year-olds when somebody doesen't like them.

Person 1: can i join u
Person 2: No, sorry.
Person 1: OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!1oneoneelevennoob

(actual habbo hotel quote).

noob by bleeding nose December 28, 2008

noob 

Anybody who seriously uses this word is a loser, and a nerd.

Jack: gtfo you noob
Jill: *no comment*

noob by Anonynynynynymous January 1, 2008

Noob 

An individual that lacks the ability to demolish fellow players' hopes and dreams of escaping noobhood (noobhood: a phase in one's life in which they're terrible at everything). Noob should only be used when referencing video gameplay. Any other usage will result in placing the verbalizer back into noobhood, thus sending them to noobtown (where all the noobs reside). The majority of noobs refuse to accept the fact that they are noobs. They tend to be within the age range of 9-99. Auto correct will underline the word noob with a red line. It will try to tell you the word doesn't exist. But auto correct is, in fact, extremely wrong, thus making it nooby. When being pronounced, the long sound of the two O's must be elongated. This is done to avoid pronunciation of the word as "newb". Anyone that pronounces "Noob" as "Newb" is automatically dubbed a noob. Noob CANNOT be spelled:
N00b
Noobz
Any violators will be immediately pwned.

"That dude is such a noob. He has a two kill streak in combat training maaaaaaaaaan! He IS the combat training!"
"Noob! Get pwned!"
"Would you like me to pwn you, noob!"
"Noobs, prepared to get pwned!"
"He doesn't even know how to shoot! What a noob!"

Noob by The Ultimate Pwners September 2, 2013

Noob 

¹Someone who sucks at a Video Game
²Someone new to a video game

What a Noob.

Noob by Some Crappy User May 1, 2016

Noob 

Noob is a word that is sadly very common in the English language. It's used to describe someone who is average or lower than average at something. It is also used when someone else who thinks they are good at something (usually video games) gets beaten by someone else. That usually results in rage quitting which is when a person gets so mad that they can no longer play and breaks whatever they are playing on, usually followed breaking down in tears and calling everybody a, well, noob. Some side effects are red face, uncontrollable sobbing, punching inanimate objects, slapping themselves, and breaking their TV because it's just TOO MUCH!

Gamer 1: Dude, honestly I'm not even trying right now.
Gamer 2: It's so frickin' obvious bro, you're such a noob.
Gamer 1: NO I'M NOT!!! YOU'RE A NOOB OKAY, I'M NOT TRYING BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO TAKE IT EASY ON YOU!!!!
Gamer 2: Awww, is the poor baby gonna cry, does he need some milk.

Noob by Jennamazing September 18, 2016

Noob 

(noun)
1. A newbie
2. An idiot

PukerUp- (gibberish)
Maddox- Shut up, Noob

Noob by Maddox121 September 5, 2016