NHS

A money laundering cult of socialist fanatics who claim that paying hundreds of billions of pounds in a year to not even be able to speak to a GP, let alone get any decent treatment, is somehow better than having a sameday appointment with a doctor of your choosing. Frequently criticises other health models that outperform it in all meaningful metrics, such as patient outcomes. The worst "healthcare" system on the planet. A slush fund for pharmaceutical companies at taxpayer expense. Makes it next to impossible to afford private care as it soaks up all your money in taxes, and doesn't even give accurate information so you can claim on private insurance.

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IngSoc: We will close tax avoiding loopholes to fund the NHS!
Billionaire donor: But our moneyz!
IngSoc: Don't worry, we'll recycle it back to you through dodgy contracts on the NHS money laundering scheme!

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Pro NHS propaganda: The only blemish on the NHS is its poor record on keeping people alive!

by null1984 April 28, 2024

NH PJ

NH PJ Stands for Puke job. When your girlfriend goes to give you a blowjob but looks at your insanely small dick and therefore throws up on you in disgust

“Yo Nolan I heard your girlfriend gave you a NH PJ last night, that’s so embarrassing”

by Daddynaenae December 9, 2019

Nhs

No hating sh*t

She ain’t even that cute nhs

by Icj.keke June 26, 2019

NAZI HOUNDS #NH

#1 upcoming discord packing clan owned by gunner and renamed by hellhound

Yo! Have you heard of the new packing clan called NAZI HOUNDS #NH? I hear they funny as hell

by theofficialhellhound November 20, 2023

Hopkinton, NH

Richer and whiter than Concord for better or worse

Hopkinton, NH- Concord’s better twin, even though it’s location is worse.

by MilfordNH January 3, 2019

nh

"nh" is an abbreviation for the word "nah". Which is an informal word, but is related to "yh".

Person 1: Do you want to join me in a game?
Person 2: nh, maybe later tho

by ElectriczBuilds January 9, 2022

NHS MARTIAL

NHS Martial refers to a period of time during lockdown when Antony Martial was best striker in the premier league. Helping Manchester United secure their champions league place.

He’s NHS Martial.

by wasntnylon November 18, 2023