Narcalgluteophobia

The fear of regularly sitting for so long that your ass falls asleep, to the point that your ass being asleep is the new normal anatomical state.

"Emily was considering accepting that desk job, but she had a really bad case of narcalgluteophobia so she passed on it."

by Mike_Milburys_Shoe June 22, 2015

Narwhal

Narwhals are the coolest animal to ever live and no. They are not part unicorn. People actually got the idea of unicorns from narwhals. Sadly, people kill narwhals for their tooth worth lots of money. Most people think that the tooth is a tusk or horn but really it is the narwhal's only tooth. They do not chew it, they dig with it. Narwhals are very big but not as big as a bus or anything.

I think that narwhals are magical but i'm wrong.

by Lucycakes May 3, 2016

norwalk ohio

A small town filled with heroine junkies. Only three reasons to ever visit this depressing whore filled town. To have sex (and hopefully not catch something) to buy drugs (again pray you don't catch an std for your needle sharing) or to fight someone (pray you don't catch there blood in your mouth or wound you might catch something) that's all this town offers. Oh and Walmart of course.

Went to Norwalk Ohio once... Now it burns when I pee.

by Dickums September 6, 2016

Narwhal

A narwhal is a whale, with a horn, witch is actually a tooth, it can have 2 of them, and it eats shrimps

A narwhal is a Beautiful Animals

by Magic Diamond June 2, 2016

narcalimpdick

A man who falls asleep In the middle of sex consistenly.

"Tom fell asleep again while we were doing the dirty this afternoon! "
"Wow Karen, what a narcalimpdick."

by P42wallabeway May 2, 2018

Narwhals

A underwater unicorn.

Man, narwhalsare so magical!

by lowkey_lilyyyy May 4, 2018

Slog the narwhal

Another term for jerking off.

Carlton couldn’t help but slog the narwhal when he saw Cindy coming down the hall.

by Terry Pile March 3, 2018