Egg on my face

A reason to stare someone down, because it's unusual and possibly embarrassing for them, you stare at them in such a way, wondering if they really do have egg on their face.

What are you looking at?? Do I have egg on my face???

by Age 9 Less February 5, 2017

Hop out my face right quick

This meens get out of my face now

Yo your mad pussy yo hop out my face right quick before you get cracked..

by Lmaoo December 15, 2008

shit in my face

To be mistreated outrageously badly by someone. To disregard or defy someone.

Despite all the things I did for him, he just shit in my face.

by Christopher Andreychuk October 3, 2013

can i have my face back

A question to ask when someone rips your face off thinking that you're wearing a mask like on Scooby Doo.

Peter: A SKELETON!!!
Old Man Withers: Can I have my face back?
Peter: No! You're going to jail!

by ChuckChuckGoof December 5, 2022

rule my face

To rock. Be awesome.

Being locked in a wine and cheese cellar would rule my face!

by Sisco Kid June 26, 2008

rock my face off

Makes you happy/horny/laugh or otherwise greatly affected.

You rock my face off!
Do you like Alkaline Trio? They rock my face off! Yeah I screwed Chris, he rocked my face off!

by Dsay Diane Nev October 24, 2003

booking my face

The much more awesome way of saying you were just on face book doing some important shit like always.

Punk: Hey todd why wasn't your punk ass at practice today?

Badass: I was just booking my face, you know, doing some important shit.

by ben hardass September 23, 2010