pube muppet

a sexy sexy sexy homosexual.

Hello my good man. I am the pube muppet.

by cyberen August 13, 2004

pube muppet

A character supposedly made up by Drunkmagikoopa.
He is just a Kermit head with pubes all around him and a homosexuality beyond imagination.
He usually speaks with incredibly sick language using the words poop, ass, dildo etc.
There are also some variations like the pube Jason, the pube fozzie, the pube peggy, and the pube Ein.

"What the fuck? what kind of a piece of shit stablishment is this? FUCK OFF AND LET ME BE!"-the pube muppet

by anonymus April 17, 2006

Muppet Fuck

Finger fucking someone using ALL of your fingers. Your hand is positioned as if you have your hand is in a puppet.

" I dont even know the girl and I started "muppet fucking" her.

by PinkBootie October 8, 2010

Butt Muppet

Some one being lead around while being anally fisted.

My boss is trying to make a butt muppet out of me

by wilc December 21, 2008

Muppet Show

a group of men fisting a group of women. The men resembling puppeteers.

That orgy turned into a real Muppet Show.

by muppet madness June 1, 2009

Muppet Hands

A person wearing fleece or knit gloves.

What it feels like shaking someones hands with fleece gloves on.

How'd you total your car?

I forgot to take my gloves off after I scraped my windshield and my muppet hands couldn't grip the wheel going around that corner.

by artgod33 December 31, 2008

Douche Muppet

1. Similar to a douchebag, except their tendancy is be an absolute prick is not of their own doing. They are most likely a prick because they think it is cool, or it will make them popular.
2. A prick who is also a tool.

I could call you a douchebag, or I could call you a puppet. Sir, you are both; you fucking douche muppet.

by Matty.C April 29, 2005