kanye manners

The act of barging in on someone else's shining moment to merely announce who you think should have had that shining moment.

Kanye really showed off his kanye manners last night at the VMAs.

"Ha ha this definition is so funny, I love slang that references pop culture!"

Referencing this moment will stop being funny in 5...4...3...2...

by breakxclb107 September 14, 2009

minnesota

Minnesota: an upper MidWest state, populated by Nordic descendants (hence the Vikings NFL team) and Native Americans. Located on the edge of the flat and seemingly endless praire, the state gets blast-chilled by polar winds for most of the year. The bulk of the people live in the Twin Cities (hence the MN Twins MLB team) and the surrounding cookie-cutter sprawl, while the rest of the state is scattered with God-forsaken iron mining towns (up north) or small, Lutheranesque farming communities that produce wheat and soybeans, which later get moved around by unsightly, rectangular barges down the Mississippi river or shipped to far-away places from the Duluth harbor. The state is characterized by high taxes, high welfare levels (possibly Scandinavian influences), strong economy (scores of large co.'s are HQed here, incl. Gen Mills that made the cereal you are for breakfast, 3M that made your lint roller, Medtronic that made your grandpa's pacemaker, Hormel that makes the Spam you grew up on, Polaris that made your uncle Duffy's snowmobile, Target, whose repulsive target-eye dog seems to be everywhere, etc.), changing demographics (growing Latino, Somali and Hmong enclaves), changing politics (a pronounced shift to the right). Vacationing generally means "goin' to the cabin up Nort'" for fishing and boating, while the winter is spent is super-luxurious ice fishing shacks with TVs and bunk beds, drinking the local Grain Belt beer. The people are overall Minnesotah-nice, meaning that anything that they disapprove of is glossed over as "oh, that's different". The state's public radio service (recently renamed AMerican Public Media) produces some of the most popular national programs, such as Prairie Home Companion, Marketplace, Speaking of Faith, St Paul Sunday, Futuretense, etc. Quite a feat for a semi-frozen swath of land that has about 5 mil people in it.

Minnesota frequently makes it on the last page of your daily hometown paper as the coldest place in the nation.

by Hernand Poncho January 22, 2005

Shoreview, Minnesota

A wonderful place to live. It has the best of both worlds because it has the positives of a huge community but it has that nice small town feel. In 2008 it was said to be one of the best places to live in america by cnn. each July there is an extravagant festival called the slice of shoreview which includes live entertainment, rides, games, food, and much more. Most everyone that lives in Shoreview are friendly and welcoming.

I love my hometown of Shoreview, Minnesota.

by hellominnesota January 12, 2011

minnesota

Has been voted the cleanest state, very good education.The Xcel center was voted the best in the states. We have the largest mall(that STILL doesn't have a lacoste store) And of course, the state of hockey. I believe wayzata has the largest youth hockey association in the country. forgive me if i am wrong. And Minnesotan residents really don't have crazy weird accents like people think.

Minnesota really does have four seasons.

by i love you x33 August 3, 2007

Minnesota Pincher

The process of drilling a hole in the bottom of a bowling ball and afterwards placing your penis on the inside of said hole. After this you make someone touch your penis when they put their fingers into the bowling ball's three holes.

Griffin: I gave Sarah a Minnesota Pincher last night at the bowling alley.
Justin: What?
Griffin: When you place your dick in a bowling ball and make her touch it without her knowing.
Justin:How did that go for you?
Griffin:Great until she threw the ball with me inside it.

by Pedro the substenancer December 1, 2010

minnesota

A land of many things. Depending where you are at. Lots of alcoholics and snow. However there is also lots of nice people and sun. Land of lakes and land of mosquitoes. Land of people who are smart and are dumb. But where ever you are in Minnesota you can most of the time have fun.

"Brr, it's freaking cold out here!"
next day
"Damn, it's freaking hot out here!"

by Edub Troms July 12, 2005

Minneapolis Bullfrog

The act of inserting your scrotum and testicles into the vagina while being ‘balls deep.’ A successful attempt will result in discomfort for both parties followed sharply by expulsion of the testis from the vagina, which resembles a bullfrog crawling out of the mud.

Tina was so loose that I was able to pull of the Minneapolis Bullfrog without a hitch.

by Sailor Thad May 7, 2007