Rowing the Motorboat

A behavior involving

a. 1 male and 1 female
b. 1 male and 1 female

or
c. 1 male and 1 female.

This biological process occurs when a a person of the female sex is sitting on your lap and her boobs are pressed into your face. As you motorboat her boobs, your hands are thrust in a symmetrical fashion, extending from the center of your chest to the outside. This is similar to rowing a boat. As you are rowing the boat, the female is sitting on top of your lap, grinding on your privates.
Friend 1: damn bro did you hear about je'marcus
Friend 2: yeah I heard he broke his hands trying to row the fat chick from apartment 1-a
Friend 1:yeah he was rowing the motorboat
by tahck May 28, 2014
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motorboat

A type of watercraft which runs on a gasoline or sometimes electric motor.
Last summer John water skied behind my motorboat.
by mojoig88 April 05, 2017
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Motorboat

A type of boat that is propelled by an electrical motor, mainly used for fishing, catching shrimp, or hunting gators.
Person 1: I want to go on a motorboat!
Person 2: Me too! Let's fish together!
by p0ps0da June 02, 2020
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Motorboat

THIS WORD HAS TWO DEFINITIONS.
1: A boat.
2: When a man (or woman) puts their face in between a lady's breast and blows a razberry while moving his head back and forth. Most commonly used in front of a couple's children or during sex.
Dad: Hey kids!!
Kids: Whats up, dad?
Dad: JESSICA!!
Kids:??
Mom: What?
Dad: *Motorboats*
Kids: *Runs away, screaming*
by Im in a good mood NEVER. June 04, 2019
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Clogged Motorboat

The act of motorboating breasts while having a runny nose, coating the breasts with snot.
Yo, he did a clogged Motorboat on me. Now i have to take a shower.
by Brrrr September 30, 2022
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Mission Hills Motorboat

When having aggressive cowgirl sex, and the woman cuts a long bubbly fart on the man’s ball bag, creating the sound of a motorboat taking off from shore. Often times caused by pre-game Asada Fries and initiated by a twist of the niplets.
Bro #1: “Hey how was your date with the girl from Florianos?”

Bro #2: “No Bueno, she tirado in pedo on my huevos rancheros

Bro #1: “The Mission Hills Motorboat!”
by Gaysofthunder69 February 22, 2021
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mississippi motorboat

When a woman explosively farts on your penis. Sending shockwaves down your shaft. And probably a shiver up your spine.
by Jam5287 July 29, 2024
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