Motivation Madness May

After you’ve fucked every girl you can in All Alpha April, you start to realize that you want to grow even stronger to get even more ladies, so you go to the gym for the entire month of May and get swole as fuck

Person 1: why have you been going to the gym so much lately?
Person 2: It’s Motivation Madness May my dude, I gotta get jacked in order to get even more girls.
Person 1: But you’ve already had sex with so many women in All Alpha April, you had sex wit my gf 3 times
Person: Look I wanna get even more bitches alright, I’m a horny dude and my muscle mass has to present dat.

by Dubiks April 28, 2019

I am Motivated

When a couple doesn't like to use the word horny, they say they are motivated towards one another.

Dan: hey, i am motivated right now
Kendall: Oh really, me too..
Dan: lets do this.

by rumps. November 29, 2011

Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory

A person is more motivated to succeed when another individual tells that person that he or she cannot accomplish a task, negative criticism is used as motivational fuel.

Michael Jordan didn't make the high school basketball team but ended up being in the NBA because of Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory.

by actionjackson450 April 18, 2018

Aje you dey motivate me

A common Nigerian word used to express encouragement or when been sarcastic about something

Me- dash conductor change
Sapa- aje you dey motivate me

by Favourite sunflower June 29, 2021

Motivationally procrastinating

When you procrastinate doing a task so you can get your morale sufficiently up to do it.

*sarah watching TV*
Iris: What are you doing?? You're behind on so much homework!
Sarah: I'm motivationally procrastinating

by potatsareyummy May 17, 2021

motivation

Something people could use a little bit less of.

Serial killers have higher levels of motivation than most people.

by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021

active motive

when a function is live

last night was an active motive

by h2 teapot August 25, 2025