The Chester Molester

A man who molests little boys and girls; In order to be called "The chester Molester" you must live in a town called Chester

Otherwise you are just Chester The Molester

Run away! The Chester Molester is going to get me!

by "t-b0ne" Lake December 8, 2004

lester the molester

A commonly used term to describe Lester Handeland from Estherville Iowa who takes advantage of sweet old ladies.

"Hey, did you hear Lester the Molester said he needed more 2 x 6's from the big barn?"

by Dave Bover November 29, 2013

Child molester

1. Someone (usually over 18) who has intercourse with minors (sometimes without their consent)
2. A dude who is creepy as fuck

Billy: Dude, did you hear that old man Steve is registered as a sex offender?
Timmy: That’s because he is a fucking child molester. Remember when he had oral sex with Jimmy when he was 12?
Billy: Oh yeah, what a pervert.

by Some.Random.Bitch June 2, 2018

molester bumps

1.n: A form of mollescum given to someone by a molester.

The doctor said the molester bumps were caused by my Aunt Vag touching me as a child.

by Remy Martin September 5, 2007

mostestest

The greatest possible amount that anyone could ever possibly miss anyone. Even greater than infinity, but not quite as great as infinity + 1 (everyone knows this is the greatest.)

I missed you the mostestest this weekend. I win!!

by bizarroturtle January 19, 2009

molesteration

to either physically molest someone or to beat/annihilate someone at a game/challenge

Tim molesterates children/I totally molesterated Tim at Halo the other night.

by hankmustdie April 30, 2004

Molester Hug

A hug that is performed in the fashion of a semi-molestation. It starts off like any normal hug with arms wide open but then proceeds to shoving the person into yourself by pulling the victim with your open arms in very quickly causing them to lose balance and then walking away like nothing ever happened. The person that was hugged feels loved and molested at the same time. Amazing.

Mevan: hey watzup Kaylee
Kaylee: hey wats going on Mevan
(Mevan Molester Hugs Kaylee)
Kaylee: Wow i feel loved and molested... Amazing

by MevanKaylee September 24, 2010