Mort

A mort is someone that is unhygienic, a slut, a crack whore, everything bad all put into one,

A mort dosent care how she looks, how she dresses, who she hangs with & who she hangs out of!

The word mort is exactly like the word gronk! But mort is what you call females and gronk is for males!,

Its the worst thing to be called if your a female!
Guy1

Did she just scat the stem of your pipe?
Guy 2

Yea she’s a fucking Mort!!

Oi whos that scatt mort!

Oi bruv she’s the biggest fucking mort around!
by Inkdup Aussie March 13, 2024
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Mort

by Dylanpcmc October 6, 2016
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mort

-likes king juliens feet
-is hot
-yeah
“MORT STOP TOUCHING MY FEET😡😡😕🤨”
-king julien
by mouthbreater July 5, 2021
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Mort

An omelette/shark drowned in mustard/foot fettish/squirell rat/icon/lemur
Man i cant wait to boil my mort tonight

Damn mort should be a stripper
by VeryMuchCorrectHuman October 8, 2021
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Mort

The Gayest guy you will ever meet, but acts like he's not. No matter what happens it probably is his fault. Probably only knows soccer and chess. He Only wears Crocs. He obese
Dude 1: who is the guy in the corner watching gay midget porn
Dude 2: that's a Mort
Dude 1: I'm out here
by Big ball muncher October 31, 2023
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mort cunt

Hey Phil.. don't be a mort cunt....

Look at that mort cunt with no shoe's on....
Too many mort cunts in this town

Ya gronky mort cunt, clean up ya life!
by Crabby Cakes July 1, 2021
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