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Mort

Not a term of endearment. Short for mut-wort (as in HPV of the V) so can be used on someone who's is or behaving like an "irritating cunt"

more so an insult... Really derogatory term given to a person who's looks/smell/or behaviour is disgusting or "Putrid"

Another term for a grub/fuckwit/slut/shit cunt/scum/filthy lowlifes who are involved in putrid senseless acts to others detriment purely for their own selfish gain. They are heartless filth, have no conscience, loyalty or moral boundaries meaning they're capable of absolutely anything and exclude no one... Causing nothing but suffering; like a virus
Jess: "I've got what I owe u but my phone went flat you'll get it n I'm gonna kick the shit outta ya girlfriend too ya pathetic grubs!"

"Sent me on a wild goose chase for more than two weeks arranging times for me to grab what u owe me you're just talking shit out of ya mort face n fucking me around... Me n my girl are the grubs hey? Fucking funny shit ya dumb mort you're the filthy herpe infested drug runner carting your daughter out on ya runs to other druggos at all hours..
by Samummyummy September 8, 2016
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The definition of a Mort is a person who is a complete and utter idiot , Stupid , Dumb.
A bloke I know Peter is a deadset Mort cause he always fucks up.
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You shagged your Mort yet?
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Mort, shortened version of Mortified commonly used in Ireland.
Claire:did you see those pictures I uploaded of Sarah being drunk? Bet she's mort.
by cobcob September 26, 2012
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The Gayest guy you will ever meet, but acts like he's not. No matter what happens it probably is his fault. Probably only knows soccer and chess. He Only wears Crocs. He obese
Dude 1: who is the guy in the corner watching gay midget porn
Dude 2: that's a Mort
Dude 1: I'm out here
by Big ball muncher October 31, 2023
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geed mort

some who is both a geed and a mort

geed: non-greek affiliated college student
they usually bash on greek life, yet are jealous of greek life students and try to get into their parties

mort: an individual with low intelligence that sort of meanders around with that lead paint stare
i.e. npc, bot
Look at that indian kid playing ultimate frisbee on the quad. what a geed mort!
by loncapa January 30, 2024
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Mort takes

When a football take is so bad that there’s no definition to describe it
Camavinga is better then gavi
Stop with the mort takes bro
by Kj lmfao April 23, 2023
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