cara de monda

basically means dick face

"Did you see Jason the other night? He was being a huge cara de monda."

by buttholeias April 14, 2014

manga-ka

one who creates manga

the guy who wrote Yu Yu Hakusho manga would be a mnga-ka

by JadeJaganshi April 4, 2005

Mong-wafer

Someone so thick that you pity them, although still repeatedly take the piss out of them.

Aaron is a complete and utter mong-wafer.

by ImNotNeo March 7, 2007

Monna Vonna

A much cooler version of the Mona Lisa.

Hey Fred, did you see the Monna Vonna. It has boobs.

by iwazhear77 September 25, 2009

mong jump

paralympic sport for absolute mongs. current world champ: Jamie Smith

go and practice the mong jump you fucking spastic.

by mong1234 December 15, 2011

Mona Lisa smile

A person (usually girl) who are shy and have a small subtle smile.

But the smile is the sweetest thing ever and lights up the room

Person : subtle smile
S/0 :wow I’m just obsessed with you and your Mona Lisa smile

by Idontreallyknow555 May 1, 2022

Option-Mong

When you give someone 2 or more options and they reply 'Yes'; making the situation confusing.

Dave: "You wanna go to the cinema tonight or go get something to eat?"

Sarah: "Yeah."

Dave: "Looks like we've got another option-mong here."

by WelshBwoi November 18, 2010