Anal Missionary 

The act of having anal sex with another person while also in the missionary position. It is considered the holiest of positions for unmarried Christian couples as it does not involve vaginal sex and maintains the missionary position.

Person 1: Yo man, I want to have sex with this girl but she’s super religious and wants to wait until marriage!
Person 2: How about suggesting anal missionary? That way the relationship remains pure and holy in the eyes of God.

Anal Missionary by Order 65 June 18, 2021

consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The ultimate sin.

Anon1: Me and my Waifu have consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Anon2: You sick fuck.

consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation by The true lord December 28, 2016

mormon missionary 

A weird-ass young white male who walks everywhere looking for people to talk to about Jesus. Always comes in a group of two.
If you let them talk to you once, they will ALWAYS come back. Like a Jehovah's Witness, but does not come with food.

I got attacked by a mormon missionary yesterday. I let them come inside and they talked to me about Jesus for FIVE HOURS!

mormon missionary by concernicus August 17, 2007

extreme missionary

A sexual act similar to the missionary position, but instead of the normal climax, the dominant partner twists the submissive's neck a full 180 degrees, When he/she has finished.

dude did you see tru blood, he totally did the extreme missionary!

extreme missionary by insideout hamster July 3, 2010

t square cunnilingus missionary lotus upside down double reverse warthog thrust 

The penetrating partner stands in front of the receiving partner, whose legs dangle over the edge of a bed or some other platform like a table
2. The penetrating partner lies with their upper back on a low table, couch, chair or edge of bed, keeping their feet flat on the floor and back parallel to floor. The receiving partner straddles them, also keeping their feet on the floor. Receiving partner can assume any of various positions.
3.The receiving partner lies on their back with knees up and legs apart. The penetrating partner lies on their side perpendicular to the receiver, with the penetrating partner's hips under the arch formed by receiver's legs.
4.The woman lies on her back as in the missionary position. The active partner lies on their front between her legs

Hey wanna come over after school for some sex my favorite position is the t square cunnilingus missionary lotus upside down double reverse warthog thrust.

t square cunnilingus missionary lotus upside down double reverse warthog thrust by sdfgsdfjsdfk August 3, 2007

Mormon Missionary 

Having sex with a backpack on and multiple female partners

when I went to Utah, some girl ask me if i wanted to go Mormon Missionary.

Mormon Missionary by makari August 14, 2008

Reverse missionary position

A sex position where a black male and a white female were previously having sexual intercourse in the doggy style position, then the male pushes the female down onto her stomach and pulls her legs back; the missionary position with the female on her stomach.

Fuck the missionary position, taking it from behind in the reverse missionary position is so much better!

Reverse missionary position by patches93856 November 28, 2010