Anon1: Me and my Waifu have consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Anon2: You sick fuck.
Anon2: You sick fuck.
by The true lord December 28, 2016
Get the consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreationmug. The penetrating partner stands in front of the receiving partner, whose legs dangle over the edge of a bed or some other platform like a table
2. The penetrating partner lies with their upper back on a low table, couch, chair or edge of bed, keeping their feet flat on the floor and back parallel to floor. The receiving partner straddles them, also keeping their feet on the floor. Receiving partner can assume any of various positions.
3.The receiving partner lies on their back with knees up and legs apart. The penetrating partner lies on their side perpendicular to the receiver, with the penetrating partner's hips under the arch formed by receiver's legs.
4.The woman lies on her back as in the missionary position. The active partner lies on their front between her legs
2. The penetrating partner lies with their upper back on a low table, couch, chair or edge of bed, keeping their feet flat on the floor and back parallel to floor. The receiving partner straddles them, also keeping their feet on the floor. Receiving partner can assume any of various positions.
3.The receiving partner lies on their back with knees up and legs apart. The penetrating partner lies on their side perpendicular to the receiver, with the penetrating partner's hips under the arch formed by receiver's legs.
4.The woman lies on her back as in the missionary position. The active partner lies on their front between her legs
Hey wanna come over after school for some sex my favorite position is the t square cunnilingus missionary lotus upside down double reverse warthog thrust.
by sdfgsdfjsdfk August 3, 2007
Get the t square cunnilingus missionary lotus upside down double reverse warthog thrustmug. One of those sex positions old people find difficult due to all the floppiness but you can do role play so it’s okay 👍🏻
by Goddessb;tch May 19, 2023
Get the Missionarymug. When a more personally dominant sexual partner, that enjoys being in submissive positions, is overtaken by sexual fervor that they dictate the rhythm of sexual activities from the bottom missionary position.
She was built to fuck and carry babies. I was on top ging her the pipe when all of a sudden she went power-missionary and dictated the motion of the ocean.
by Geeshiv May 13, 2023
Get the Power-Missionarymug. That damn hippie must be struggling with Missionary Syndrome, she wanted me to do a live painting at her event, for FREE!!
by I.C.Eyes May 31, 2018
Get the Missionary Syndromemug. A secret sex position that has been passed down throughout my family tree for generations. It's like the holy grail of sex positions that even masters of the act of procreation struggle at doing; don't even think of attempting this as an amateur.
"My side-chick was acting up so I had to Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary that bitch."
by Xx_KingOfAn4lGravy_xX October 16, 2023
Get the Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionarymug. by DumbHoerxgcrx35r5tctcnicyv November 23, 2021
Get the standing missionarymug.