Mistake Dispenser

A female who births one or more children that grow up to do nothing but disappoint everyone around them. These spawns are perceived as and are most definitely mistakes that should not have been created. Mistake Dispenser can also refer to the woman's vagina rather than the whole person. This implies that the woman may not be a bad person but her reproductive organs have a tendency to spawn mistakes.

Example One: "Oh Josh! You can't have kids with her she is bound to be a mistake dispenser!"

Example Two: Doctor "Hello Ms. Samantha, how is your Mistake Dispenser feeling?"

by I even make rain wet December 28, 2020

Rage-Mistake

A mistake made in anger, often repeated.

Trying to take out that camping sniper the entire match was a Rage-Mistake

by GrimChris November 16, 2010

liquid mistake

The worst type of mistake that one can make. Making such a mistake usually results in extreme consequences for the individual that may be felt for years to come.

Using this term is most effective when said in a serious tone.

Boy: Hey do you want to dance?
Girl: No sorry.
Boy: Wow. You just made a liquid mistake.

by dustydust April 22, 2011

Controlled mistake

When people so perfect, so prestine, so accomplished, and immaculate; mess up just so they can see what it's like.

Evan: you just face timed me?

Joe: I didn't mean to

Evan: way to fuck up

Joe: sometimes I like to know what it's like to make a controlled mistake

by Jsquared4.0 December 9, 2012

planned mistake

When two young, financially unstable people decide "Whoopy let's have a kid" after a couple pints

Mother: No! Don't be silly you weren't a mistake!

Child: Yes I was Deborah. I may have been a planned mistake, but a mistake nevertheless and deep down you know it.

by Indigo 57 August 11, 2021

Costco Size Mistake

An action or judgment that leaves you with a large amount of an unusable or undesired item.

I made a costco size mistake buying the 50 pack of the wrong razor blades.

by chixdigit September 20, 2011

It’s not a mistake ✨ IT’S A MASTERPIECE ✨

A trend started by JellyBean. This trend spread all over YouTube and got so annoying, JellyBean revived hate, got doxxed, got her face reveal leaked, and revived death threats.

“ It’s not a mistake ✨ IT’S A MASTERPIECE ✨”
“OH MY GOD, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!!! I wish every thing was OG.”

by Anti-TikTok July 22, 2022