Blue Mango

The bottled sense of delusion one gets from sleep deprivation. A very potent drug that is new on the market.

Guy 1: Man I was on blue mango last night. I was fucked up man. I kept on seeing green goats trying to smell the mountains.

Guy 2: I was on blue mango and I saw a unicorn jumping a double rainbow.

Guy 1: Dudddeee!!! That was good night!!

by Ma Mama February 19, 2011

Mango Bango

An explicit sexual act, popular amongst various beaner populations, in which a male, while whistling, is performing anal sex on a bald, jump-roping female, while, also, allowing a three-legged dog of only 50 pounds or greater to perform anilingus on him. This act can only be considered a true Mango Bango if there is an ashy black guy jacking his meat whistle and simultaneously eating a Ganny Smith apple.

Dude, I'm so totally tired, man. Last night, me, my girl, my dog, and some black guy had a crazy-ass Mango Bango.

by boydre January 5, 2007

Mango

Character on Saturday Night Live played by Chris Kattan. Mango is an exotic male stripper who seems to attract every man's attention when he walks in the room. Not to mention the fact he wears tight gold shorts.

"I want to have-a the Mango!"

by Jetman December 28, 2005

Mango

funny guy from saturday night live!

"Why does everyone think that I'm the homo-gay?" said Mango.

by you mother August 8, 2003

Mango Swag

(n} A colloquilism of the phrase "Man got swag", originating in Bristol

"That's a nice Orangina cap you're wearing. Mango Swag"

by Haffnaff September 3, 2012

mangophile

A person who craves mango!

A - "You would be lying to me if you told me that suckling the sweet juice from the core of a cool mango on a hot summer afternoon like a baby from its mother didn't make you feel the circle of life was complete."

B - "DUDE! You sure are one mangophile! Damn! "

by the_mango September 4, 2013

Mango Tango

A one-night-stand with a juicy latino twink.

Last weekend I travelled to Guatemala and partook in a mango tango.

by Shwagger March 8, 2017