Miked

Some one who makes jokes soo horrible that you can't help but laugh at the joke and especially them.

"Man you totally miked that joke faggot"

by phoyto March 28, 2009

Mike

a man with an extremely small penis

"Is it in yet"-Girl
"Yeh"-Guy
"O u must be a Mike"-Girl

by Is it a word i can say? July 16, 2008

Mike

The man who will look at a dude's crotch and if he likes what he sees he'll try to hit on you or add you on facebook. Has a Real sore asshole i must say.Regularly streams free porn on his computer with internet that he stole from his neighbor and Masturbates daily all the time.get done in under 2 minutes usually then he goes to sleep thinking believing he just scored fo shure. Thinks he a player but only scored himself.

Another one of those Mikes walked by me looked at my crotch and smiled. I'm pretty sure it was a mike again he masturbates all the time too specially. He tries to suck his own dick alot too but fails nomatter how long his tongue is. also Likes listening to his parents having sex...

by lolly papa July 13, 2011

mike

a guy who used to be cool, but is now just sad and old. can't commit, lives like a frat boy, and denies both

You know that guy Jessie used to date? Yea, he is such a Mike.

by facon675309 August 14, 2011

miked

when someone you care about or love disappears for weeks, months, years on end; then they make up lame excuses and cover ups for not contacting you with excuses such as:

I've been really busy.
I thought about contacting you, but with being gone so long, I figured I'd have to make some huge gesture to win you over.
I just didn't have time.

clearly, these excuses are moot; considering how EASY it is to send an e-mail, text message, myspace message, anything...technology makes it too easy folks...

you should stay away from these "mikes" as they are hazardous to your health

you: "i haven't heard from him/her in so long, i miss them/need to tell them it's over, and they won't return my calls, e-mails, or texts"

me: "that sucks"

you (2 weeks later): "he/she finally messaged me saying they've been busy and (see above lame excuses)"

me: "you got MIKED"

by Joseph Saint August 21, 2007

Mike

Mike is a man with a heart not made of gold, but diomonds adorning it. He's a different kind of man. He's not a kind he's a rareness in this world with that pure heart of his, with his unboxed mind and unravelled fantasy. If he ever lets you into his world, do not waste his time for he has ambition. He is a very special man and you will only find him once. On of this rareness of humankind. A difference in this world. Mike is a man to be love by full and pure. Nothing else. For he is different and is the purest kind of mankind.

"He is my future," she said; thinking about nothing but Mike.
"And i think you're his."

by Reality's blood December 5, 2016

Mike

Mike, an insanely hilarious doof that I will love forever. I don't know what I'd ever do without Mike. I know I had my chance to grasp his love, but I was oblivious. Mike is a guy who could probably literally make you die laughing. I should have taken him when I had the chance. If you have a Mike in your life who loves you, risk your dignity for him. Who knows, it could end up being the best decision you've ever made.

Mike: * hints that he likes me*
Me: * oblivious*

(3 weeks later)
Mike: *has a girlfriend*
Me: ;-;

by dorkloaf97 December 27, 2018