Midwest Mojito

Any drink that gets tainted with grass clippings while mowing and you continue to drink it. (Just like a mojito, replaces the mint with grass)

Wind picked up and filled Earl's Busch Light full of grass clippings but its not stopping him from drinking it. He calls that the midwest mojito.

by ajm3 June 6, 2025

Midwest surprise

When your girl or fella unbuttons your pants to go down on you and finds... SURPRISE! A second pair of pants cuz it so got dang cold outside.

Came home from work the other night and my lady was feeling so steamy I didn't have the heart to tell her she was in for a Midwest surprise.

by JT2025 December 27, 2024

Midwest lean

When it’s windy near the Windy City and precipitation is in the atmosphere, you walk with your hood over your head, leaning forward to prevent the rain/sleet/snow from smacking you in your face.

I's not a bad snow, but it's so windy it's got you doing the Midwest lean. Hoods up, heads down!

by JosephPeterB November 21, 2024

Midwest Nerfer

having anal sex in a cancer shack with felons and a viking

Ryan loves being the midwest nerfer inbetween Talio and Ice9

by kanethemediorce January 26, 2011

midwest cowboy

Getting fucked in the ass by Bojack Horseman

man , that Midwest Cowboy definitely gave me a pink sock last night.

by wooollas September 4, 2021

Midwest Triangle

When two girls from Indiana and one guy from Missouri have a threesome

Whitney and Sarah are hoping to complete the Midwest triangle with Mike

by wendytorrance October 18, 2019

Midwest

The only place in America where you are almost 100% guaranteed to get snow in April every year. Sometimes it even snows in June if you're extremely unlucky.

Person from the Midwest: "My father once told me a story of how it snowed on his birthday in North Dakota, thereby ruining all of his and his friends and family's plans."
Person who is not from the Midwest: "What's so surprising about that?"
Midwest: "My dad's birthday is in JUNE."
Not Midwest: *Literally faints*

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022