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Midwest

Only people who live in the Midwest know what it is. It is a collection of U.S. States that have been forgotten about by people who live outside of it. These states consist of Iowa, Minnesota, Nebraska, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and many more. These states are unknown to the outside world but surprisingly populated.
Guy 1: I'm from Iowa
Guy 2: What's an Iowa?
Guy 1: It's a state in the midwest
Guy2: What's that?
by TheDoubleZ345 March 4, 2019
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Midwest Cocktail

Using a combination of the drugs methamphetamine and heroin at the same time.
I got really methed up on a midwest cocktail on Friday night.
by Bigdude05 June 14, 2022
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Midwest Breakfast

The term Midwest Breakfast was adopted from a popular Midwestern service station chain, Casey's. To qualify as a Midwest Breakfast, a male and female fornicate the evening prior. In the morning, the girl performers fellatio on the man - consuming the leftover remnants that remain on the man's penis from the night before; presumably for breakfast.
"Debra and I did anal last night. She got hungry this morning and went ATM for some Midwest Breakfast!"

"Don't shower babe, I'm ready for some Midwest Breakfast!"
by Midwest Brkfst Connoisseur September 27, 2023
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Midwest

My favorite part of the USA, along with the South, then the Northeast at #3 and #4 is the West. :(
The Midwest, the Heartland is the soul of the USA.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 16, 2020
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Midwest Princess

he term Midwest Princess can be open to interpretation and often varies based on individual perspectives. Generally, it refers to a distinct persona or aesthetic seen in certain regions of the American Midwest. Characteristics commonly associated with a Midwest Princess include:

Fashion Choices: They might be seen wearing camouflage attire, bedazzled jeans, and Ed Hardy tops.

Tattoos: Poorly done tattoo sleeves are also a recognizable feature.

Pageantry: The term can extend to those who hold titles such as Princess Kay or other Midwest pageant winners.

Overall, a Midwest Princess embodies a blend of regional pride, unique fashion sense, and a sometimes whimsical or eclectic approach to style and identity.
She's so midwest princess! <3
by itsthevibes June 6, 2024
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Midwest Santa

When someone brings a case of beer over to your house for a party, drinks one, and leaves the rest in your fridge.
"damn, Brian left 4 bottles of Bud light in the fridge"
"MF is always pulling a Midwest Santa"
by Melvin2366 April 2, 2023
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Midwest Cicada

When you get your taint tickled and your balls squeezed at the same time and cum without warning, leading to a high pitched scream of pleasure.
Dude, she busted out the midwest cicada last night. It was an absolute mess.
by thedrunkriders April 4, 2024
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