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by Prick Johnston October 27, 2019
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dirty mercedes

The act of getting high, becoming horny, and then pussy popping and not sharing
"Girl, I can't go out tonight. Imma get some edibles and have me a dirty Mercedes!"
by UncleTazz June 4, 2020
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Mercedes ML350

An over priced German SUV targeted to wealthy middle aged house wives who constantly are always texting, picking their spoiled kids up from school, and spending their husbonds money on clothes
Look at her mom in her Mercedes ML350. I know, why cant her spoiled kids ride the bus like everybody else?
by DXXN350 August 30, 2010
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Mercedes Lander

The drummer for the heavy metal band KiTTie.
Mercedes Lander,the drummer of KiTTie,is getting fat.
by Amanda Cummings June 2, 2005
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mercedes-benz

A car maufacturer that makes luxurious cars and also fast ones too. Though the're cars are getting shittier every year, we love the old school ones, the old ones, with the convertible, leather, and a great queality. Mercedes was bought by Chrysler (don't believe those ass holes who say merceds bought chrysler cause it is a lie and the fact is chrysler bought mercedes benz).
mercedes-benz rocks...
Chrysler rocks....
Dodge rocks.....
Jeep rocks......
Ford sucks ass.......
GM sucks ass........
Toyota sucks ass....
Honda sucks ass.....
Ferrari rocks.....
by Ripan February 15, 2006
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Mercedes-Benz

A sexual act done by three men and one girl,the girl lying on her side.Each of the three men then inserts their penis into each one of her holes(anal-oral-vaginal combo) forming the star.They then hold hands completing the circle,and thus the Mercedes logo.This is what is commonly referred to Mercedes-Benzing.
The other night me and my two buddies gave this girl a Mercedes-Benz,she loved it.Her mom said she'd like one too.
by GrandDukeKestutis August 5, 2022
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Mercedes driver

Nicest drivers on the road. Are probably rich and on the older side. Complete opposite of BMW and Audi drivers. Always let you onto the road.
I was stuck in a layby for 30 minutes waiting to enter the main road, luckily a nice Mercedes driver came and let me onto the main road
by kenneth flatley October 10, 2021
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