Statual Memory

Memory that's only accessible whilst in a specific state. (example: your consciousness)

His mind was changed, due to the statual memory principal.

Example: If you're going to open a .txt file on your computer. You'll need a text editor in order to edit the text due to the state it's in. You couldn't use a photo viewer to open it, could you? No. That's because it's in a specific state designed for a specific program to use. Once it changes it's state to a photo file, then you can only use a photo viewer to open it, etc.

by Thee Clairvoyant May 23, 2019

Memory Enhancer

A pad of paper and a sharpened #2 pencil.

BOB: Soon I'll never forget anything again.
Burt: And why is that?
Bob: After watching this infomercial on TV last night I ordered the Memory Enhancer and because I was one of the first thousand callers I get not one but two pads of paper and two sharpened #2 pencils.

by Bullshitzer June 24, 2010

Fake Memories

When someone tries to retell a story or memory from the past but changes the details, usually to favor themselves.

Nima: Remember when I beat you in smash bros?
Mikey: No, I beat you and Navid!
Navid: No, you lost to Nima after you beat me, you got fake memories bro

by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019

memory swim

Making an effort to hop between fond, old memories in order to displace or squelch the vividness of one's current (likely depressing) situation. Must last for more than a minute to qualify as a swim.

Yeah, since he lost his job and his girl, he'll just leave the TV off and go on a memory swim.

by Lucent July 6, 2004

mammographic memory

When you can't remember chicks' faces but you never forget a pair of tits

"I didn't even recognize her until she took off her shirt—I've got total mammographic memory."

by Maitreya83 April 19, 2015

ded memorial

getting killed on a grand scale. Better than the ded badge. used during games in which the opponent is overkilled on a massive scale.

holy snap dat monster just handed him his ded memorial!

by alfro January 3, 2008

Memory Nut

A nut busted vicariously through the memory of an experience and / or recently viewed photography

Guy 1: „Hey dawg, let me see your girl‘s nudes!“

Guy 2: „I‘d show you if she‘d let me screenshot, she had me busting memory nuts the whole time!“

by demonicdennis February 6, 2018