person 1: and that was you when you rode your first pony, hannah
hannah: damn i just through a rodeo of memories
hannah: damn i just through a rodeo of memories
by cccasee April 25, 2019

getting killed on a grand scale. Better than the ded badge. used during games in which the opponent is overkilled on a massive scale.
by alfro January 3, 2008

The sudden rush of memories pertaining to ones original thought that was previously lost which brings joy and euphoria
Colton: oh man what were talking about, I'm slow and can't remember
G: not sure friend
Colton: Now I know! Memory Boner! It was my chickens and peacocks
G: not sure friend
Colton: Now I know! Memory Boner! It was my chickens and peacocks
by The fuz August 23, 2012

When someone tries to retell a story or memory from the past but changes the details, usually to favor themselves.
Nima: Remember when I beat you in smash bros?
Mikey: No, I beat you and Navid!
Navid: No, you lost to Nima after you beat me, you got fake memories bro
Mikey: No, I beat you and Navid!
Navid: No, you lost to Nima after you beat me, you got fake memories bro
by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019

Making an effort to hop between fond, old memories in order to displace or squelch the vividness of one's current (likely depressing) situation. Must last for more than a minute to qualify as a swim.
by Lucent July 6, 2004

Bob: What are you doing in the bathroom John?
John: I am cleaning my crack with extra strength industrial cleaner.
Bob: Why?
John: They where having two dollar Tuesdays on Trade Street.
Bob: Memory Douche, Ha-ha ha-ha your not loving it!!!
Gina, Pussy, Lady Bits, Crank, Penis, Cock Cleansing, Dick Dipping
John: I am cleaning my crack with extra strength industrial cleaner.
Bob: Why?
John: They where having two dollar Tuesdays on Trade Street.
Bob: Memory Douche, Ha-ha ha-ha your not loving it!!!
Gina, Pussy, Lady Bits, Crank, Penis, Cock Cleansing, Dick Dipping
by Mr. and Ms. Wankercum November 7, 2010

A past memory that causes severe twitching and gagging due to how utterly awkward the memory has become in the person's mind. Those memories are most likely associated to an ex-lover who is such an ass hole their previous actions enduce the milk of the memory.
Ahh, milky memory, milky memory! *gag*
Person #1: *twitch* Ahh remember that one time Jake asked me to get down on all fours and sing "Who Let The Dogs Out?"
Person #2: Ew, you never told me that milky memory!
Person #1: *twitch* Ahh remember that one time Jake asked me to get down on all fours and sing "Who Let The Dogs Out?"
Person #2: Ew, you never told me that milky memory!
by Whythehellnot. March 2, 2010
