Moldy mattress

When a man has sex so much on his bed but never cleans up after so all the juices become moldy

Did you hear how gross John is? All he does is have sex and now he has a moldy mattress

by Jerome Lobate October 25, 2019

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soil the mattress

a failure to find a clean solution to a problem with high stakes.

also, a polite way to say someone "shit the bed"

Chip: What took you guys so long?

Paul: Ted shit the bed. He locked his keys in the car

Ted: (no response, because he knows he really did soil the mattress this time)

Chip: fuck. You're such a dumbass.

by MmongerT February 11, 2014

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St. Mattress

The church which allows for worship in bed. Some people may or may not pick up on the sarcasm here...

Do you belong to a church in town?
Yes, I'm a loyal member of St. Mattress.

by Sun-day May 2, 2010

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Maitru

Well, Since the word Maitri means Friendship then Maitru means Unending Friendship/ Friends Forever or just a cute way to call your girlfriend.

I love you, Maitru

by MISHESH April 10, 2021

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Global Mantrain

Established in 2010, Global Mantrain is an annual event where men of the world connect in sexual intercourse with the ultimate goal of connecting the first person with the last person, leading to a man train that connects all the way around the world. To ensure the train stays connected boats are used to go across any body of water.

GLOBAL MANTRAIN 2010!!!!!!!!!!

by global conductor November 24, 2011

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