Material Karma

Basically, Its Karma Except If You Were To Throw Or Punch Or I Guess Push. Then That Item Will Come Back Hitting You In The Face Or A Certain Body Part, That The Item Selects. So Becareful Throwing Stuff, Or You Might End Up Like Me Throwing A Fish Cup And Getting Hit In The ForeHead By It After Feeling Bad For Myself. So Becareful Or You Will Get Knocked Out By Your Own Stuff
Tommy: Dang It Why Wont This Tennis Ball Bounce Against The Wall >:(
Jerald : I Don't Think You Should Throw It Like That You Freaking Idiot
Tommy : Oh Yea Then Watch Me
Jerald : I Know Its Not Gonna.........
Jerald ( Gets Hit Straight! In The ForeHead By Tennis Ball)
Jerald : Dang It Tommy........
Jerald (Falls To The Ground Unconscious)
Tommy : Ouch That Gotta Hurt..
Tommy : Welp I'm Out
Tommy : (Leaves Tennis Court And Goes Home)
Jerald : WHERES THE DOCTOR WHEN YOU FREAKING NEED IT AGHHH!
Jerald : GET ME OFF THIS GROUND >:(
Jerald : (Sigh) Man I Hate Material Karma :(
by ChemyTheFunnyOne January 01, 2020
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orgasm material

when a piece of apparel is so fucking soft you just want to jack off to it
dayummmm i just got these new joggers and they are orgasm material for sure!
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Extraphysical Materialism

Extraphysical Materialism is a materialist current that advocates that extraphysics are the base of the whole universe and of the whole existence. Extraphysical materialism advocates quantum mechanics are a form of extraphysics, where quantum materialism is actually part of extraphysical materialism. Extraphysical materialism advocates it is necessary massive investments and studies on quantum mechanics and extraphysical mechanics for prove if quantum materialism and extraphysical materialism are correct or not or are falseable. Extraphysical materialism also advocates extraphysics can influence the physical level such as quantum mechanics can influence the macro level.
"Extraphysical Materialism is an uncommon form of materialism, but still, really interesting such as quantum materialism."

"Extraphysical materialism advocates conscience exists at extraphysical level and it only uses physical level for its manifestation, where the conscience might exist inside and united with the atoms of someone, uniting extraphysical materialism with quantum materialism."

"Extraphysical materialism shows how can quantum mechanics be considered as part of extraphysics, proving that the physical level is also part of extraphysical level, creating an interesting connection between natural and extranatural."
by Full Monteirism January 06, 2021
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material squirrel

I´m a ✨material squirrel.✨
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Libidinal Materialism

A metaphysical framework developed by the philosopher Nick Land which posits that thought and language are inadequate to know the Real. You have to be afflicted by the Real through affect, and that is the only way you can truly know it.
Libidinal Materialism says that reality is stored in the balls.
by PulsatingShadow December 11, 2020
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eating material

A female so hot that she is worthy of being eaten out.
That woman is so fine; she is definitely eating material!
by Cunnilinguist96 December 25, 2010
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