Pulling a marcus is to injure yourself intentionally for attention or to get out of going to an event or to get out of school.
by James Ezra Carlos February 18, 2021
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A sweet boy with a loving and caring heart. He will melt you with his sweetness and he will always love you no matter what.
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Marcus is a boy who loves call of duty. He is Hilarious and likes to bob his head along to his music no matter how stupid he looks.he has brown curly hair and brown eyes with black wide rimmed glasses. Not too popular. Hangs out with the videogamer nerds. He is AWESOME.Sings aloud sometimes and does ridiculously hilarious impressions making fun of people like eminem
Hanna: i dont care what you think i think Marcus is cute and awesome.
Johanna: you would like him your a complete nerd just like a marcus
Johanna: you would like him your a complete nerd just like a marcus
by Tibby Laraine November 21, 2013
Get the Marcus mug.Derived from the latin 'Markulus', the erotic art of achieving satisfaction using only gym equipment. The Markus is a coloquial term for when an exceedingly muscular individual lubricates two large dumbells with orange juice (with bits) and proceeds to conquer one's own inner majesty.
This activity has strictly homosexual connotations, females are welcome only during the ceremonial juice dousing of the dumbells. i.e. full blown rectal and oral enlightenment by cold hard iron, hence the term 'Pumping Iron'. Interestingly, participants commonly display disappointing hand-eye co-ordination, particularly when playing ping pong.
This activity has strictly homosexual connotations, females are welcome only during the ceremonial juice dousing of the dumbells. i.e. full blown rectal and oral enlightenment by cold hard iron, hence the term 'Pumping Iron'. Interestingly, participants commonly display disappointing hand-eye co-ordination, particularly when playing ping pong.
Greg: Did you see that?
Penelope: What?
Graham: He just performed the Markus.
Penelope: That looked painful.
Greg: He's going to hell, he should go to confession.
Charwin: Wakey wakey hand's off snakey ;)
Penelope: Why the fuck is Charwin here?
Penelope: What?
Graham: He just performed the Markus.
Penelope: That looked painful.
Greg: He's going to hell, he should go to confession.
Charwin: Wakey wakey hand's off snakey ;)
Penelope: Why the fuck is Charwin here?
by Lubricated dumbell (with bits) December 15, 2016
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