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Mandwidth

The maximum amount of manly things one can do in an allotted time-span.
Rick's Mandwidth allows him to do as many manly actions as he wants. However John's Mandwidth is capped at 1 MA/pm (Manly Actions Per Minute)
by BigPalooka1 July 7, 2011
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Mandel

A mandel is a fist bump named after Comedian Howie Mandel
I went into to shake the guys hand to congratulate him and he Gave me a Mandel
by Buds Bundy September 14, 2017
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Mandelpraten

A conversation stripped of politeness and superficiality. In essence, getting straight to the point and adressing issues considered taboo or uncomfortable, which ultimately will lead to realisation of the self and openness in society.

English translation - «the almond talk». Originates from the Norwegian expression «to walk around the porridge», similar to «beating around the bush». A Norwegian christmas tradition is to eat rice pudding with one almond hidden in the kettle, the person finding the almond in their bowl wins a marzipan pig. «Mandelpraten» is therefore implying going straight to the juicy part of the conversation, defying the social norms of small talk, bullshit and exaggerated courtesy.
Its time to take mandelpraten with my sister about her excessive weed smoking
by Krabba666 May 29, 2021
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Mandei

pRettY saVage kween but maacm at the same time💅🏻
mandei ba name muh? gunthe mo naman kaso maacm ka
by kween lungs October 19, 2021
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Mandela catalougue

A Analog Horror Series Created By Alex Kister On YouTube
With 3 Main Episodes And A Few Other Small Videos That Are Apart Of The Series
Also is kinda scary
Omg Have You Seen The Mandela Catalougue Yet?
Its Like Really Good!
by .Cosmics July 20, 2022
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Dan Mandel

Character from the show Dan VS. He seems to be a center of bad luck almost everywhere he goes. But does he let it get to him?

...Yes. Yes he does, often with crazy results due to him overreacting. I mean, it's kind of obvious, because the dude wears a shirt that says JERK on the front.

His only two friends are Chris, a man who is 1/16th Canadian and an AMAZING cook, and Elise, Chris's wife and a secret agent with access to an UNBELIEVABLE amount of deadly weaponry.

A short list of his actions and the offending object that led to it (if available):
Destroyed Canada through the use of an iceberg (Overly Sticky Maple Syrup)
Stole explosives, blew up a used car dealership, AND dropped a vertigo-inducing chemical weapon over a city (Traffic)
Assault and battery of a telemarketer (SHOULD BE OBVIOUS)
Caused disruptive action in a courtroom (Jury Duty)
Wedding Crasher (Ex-Girlfriend (DON'T ASK ME HOW HE GOT ONE))
Assaulting a group of balloonists with an alien spaceship (Car crash)
Blew up an animal shelter (Interrupted sleep)
Somehow taking control of the U.S. Nuclear weapons system.
(TO BE UPDATED)
UUUUURBAAAAAN DIIIIIICTIIIOOOOONAAAAARYYYYYY! - Dan Mandel, upon learning of my entry.
by Anhilliator1 December 17, 2017
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Ultra mandem

Means a group of gay boys in old latin
Oh look at them they are ultra mandem !
by The boss 2002 April 3, 2019
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