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che mam gey

Means your mom gay, but when spoken in a moment of true anger, hatred, and spite, this true curse has the ability to warp the very fabric of reality with its power. it can instantly kill an offending party, cause spontanious combustion, or instantly afflict with Ligma along with numourous other possible effects. One unfortunate victim was transported to Hogwarts but instead of learning magic, was forced to spend 10,000 years doing increasingly complex vector calculus.
Chad: Hi Joe!
Joe: Fuck you Chad I've always hated you
Chad: Huh, what-
Joe: CHE MAM GEY!
Chad: Gets AIDs, Ligma, Bofa, Arthritis, and eczema, then spontantiously combusts, then explodes, then reforms in agonizing pain, and is thrown into the darkest depths of limbo to suffer forever.
by whyamIevenalive July 10, 2023
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ur mam

Kate: my brother just died
Me: ur mam

EXAMPLE 2: hey bbg wanna go out
ur mam.
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Mam head

Young girl from Hartlepool who acts like/looks like a man, usually with a layered bob, who isn't a mam
Look at her! She's a right mam head!
by marcowh August 21, 2023
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MAMS

acronym: middle-aged male syndrome

A phenomenon that occurs in men age 35-60. It is accompanied with signs such as helplessness, excruciating pain, being the sickest person ever, and a generalized feeling that no other person has ever felt this bad.

Closely related to the manflu.
My boyfriend has a serious case of MAMS, I’m not sure he’ll ever be okay again.
by cardigan_e October 2, 2023
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MAMS

acronym: middle-aged male syndrome

A phenomenon that occurs in men age 35-60. It is accompanied with signs such as helplessness, excruciating pain, being the sickest person ever, and a generalized feeling that no other person has ever felt this bad.

Closely related to the manflu.
My boyfriend has a serious case of MAMS, I’m not sure he’ll ever be okay again.
by cardigan_e October 2, 2023
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Mam

I cant really write anything about this one because mine died before I was 1 soooooo.... enjoy your mam if yours is still there and tell her you love her because I would do anything to have someone to call mam . Count yourself lucky that you have a person that loves you and always will even tho sometimes you feel like they dont when u do something bad.
A person :Hey mam

The persons mam:hey
by Theresnopointreadingmyname January 14, 2021
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Mam sandwich

Hey mam can I have a sandwich in 2 words mam sandwitch
Hello can I have a mam sandwich
by Zayz March 19, 2021
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