by Ghendbdvd October 10, 2021
Get the Dirty Mallory and Blakemug. 
Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).
*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
by Happy Ice Cream Day April 23, 2013
Get the Mallory's Ice Cream Daymug. A general term for the girlfriend of a relevant boy. Normally the girlfriend is someone you have never heard of and the boy barely talks about her. Often blonde and fake tanned and lives a town over.
by lalathegoat January 18, 2024
Get the Mallorymug. A Mallory is much like a breast but belongs on the back rather than the front of a voluptuous woman. A woman with so much additional "plumage" that she possesses soft, mammary like glands behind the shoulder blades.
Bucks: "Wow, look at the mallories on that sweet piece of crumpet, I'd wouldn't mind motorboating those"
Clemtech "you're right big fella, those are some sweet, sweet mallories, I do love me a mallory or two"
Clemtech "you're right big fella, those are some sweet, sweet mallories, I do love me a mallory or two"
by craig101 September 8, 2021
Get the Mallorymug. Thats my name so like im the best and loyal, only if u r !! So like yeah add my discord 😍 idkahuhu#6666
by OMGJSUTWORK May 3, 2022
Get the Mallorymug. by IssaBoyJohnny September 24, 2017
Get the Mallorymug.