orgasm material

when a piece of apparel is so fucking soft you just want to jack off to it

dayummmm i just got these new joggers and they are orgasm material for sure!

by squatfucker420 June 8, 2017

material gworll

Material gworll is amazing and they probably need comfort and a therapist. saucy satana is also the owner of material gworll

omg he is such a material gworll

by TescoCup January 13, 2022

sementitious material

Material resembling male ejaculate (i.e. semen). Not to be confused with cementitious material.

CORRECT: I left some sementitious material in your mom's birth canal last night.

INCORRECT: I can't tell if that is drywall or plaster so let's just call it sementitious material.

by the dawgie July 6, 2010

eating material

A female so hot that she is worthy of being eaten out.

That woman is so fine; she is definitely eating material!

by Cunnilinguist96 December 25, 2010

Libidinal Materialism

A metaphysical framework developed by the philosopher Nick Land which posits that thought and language are inadequate to know the Real. You have to be afflicted by the Real through affect, and that is the only way you can truly know it.

Libidinal Materialism says that reality is stored in the balls.

by PulsatingShadow December 11, 2020

material squirrel

When a squirrel is materialistic.

I´m a ✨material squirrel.✨

by oikawaissuperior April 24, 2022

material gorl

a fucking great song

hey john MATERIAL GORL

by Skythesimp December 31, 2021