dd lockdown

dick down lockdown

"Finally free from dd lockdown 🙏💯"

by Tankeersz July 8, 2023

Lockdown Dog

A man’s best friend that was purchased during lockdown. Now the owners are back at work it’s incessant screams and cries annoy the shit out of the entire neighbourhood.

“Rod, what on earth is that commotion outside?”

“Oh Jean, it’s that fucking lockdown dog again, I hope it dies of throat cancer”

by SimePieman September 5, 2022

Lockdown #3

When British Prime Minister Boris announces another bloody lockdown

“Why the fuck has Boris done a lockdown #3??!?!” - Literally everyone in England now

by MoonPhoenix January 5, 2021

Lockdown Cabin Fever

Only one stop short of complete solitary confinement, it's the state of mind induced by the deprivation of adequate social interaction due to lockdown restrictions over a prolonged period.

Feeling hopless and lost, maybe i've got lockdown cabin fever...?

by mrliondct January 27, 2021

lockdownitis

When you are so tired of lockdown you just want to sink into a hole

I have lockdownitis

by frank bob frank January 28, 2021

lockdown fever

Suffering mental and/or physical issues due to being under lockdown.

Man, she's really got lockdown fever this week. She's called me six times in two hours.

by TimTaiwan March 23, 2021

Lockdown

A thing that is still going and is really annoying and is being caused by idiots who can’t seem to grasp the concept that staying inside for another week is much better than sneaking out to a giant party at night and singlehandedly extending it by another month.

Jake: Man lockdown is really getting annoying now, I wish it would end.
Felix: Well it would if those idiots stopped being stupid.

by Avracadabra August 18, 2021