Hot Piping Loaf

1. Poop
2. Way to insult someone else by calling them poop

"Hey, you are a hot piping loaf"
"You, Sir, Are a hot piping loaf"

by H.P. Loaves December 25, 2016

Lafayette, California

A small town in the east bay where a lot of wealthy white folks live. Kids get very good education and most go to college. Teenagers love to party and smoke a lot of weed while their parents work great jobs and cover for their kid's partying. Its a very fun town to live in!

"Beer Pong and Weed are common interests for many teenagers in Lafayette, California." says Lafayette kid.

by Lafayette Kid January 9, 2010

hatch a monster loaf

To deliver a large amount of excrement in one piece.

I was on the bog this morning and i hatched a monster loaf, i swear it was coming out sideways!!

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

Pinch-A-Loaf

The act of dispursing poo out of the anus. Slang terms include: pinch a mean one, dropping the kids off at the pool, taking the browns to the super bowl, taking a dump, lose some poundage, drop a load, etc.

Hey man, I really gotta Pinch-A-Loaf, can I use your bathroom?

by Monnor Cunn July 20, 2010

loafter

Noun. One who loafts. One who chills excessively for no reason, often to kill time or from a lack of things to do.

Son, this summer I've been a mad loafter.

You see those guys on the corner? They are next loafters, it's like they're glued to that spot.

by unhhhstar January 3, 2009

loaft

loaft...loafting
to take long to do something

im trying to deal with her but shes loafting on her answer.

by laysizz September 13, 2003

loaf

Someone who knowingly takes too long to do something.

"Wow Rob, hurry up you loaf"

by Clearly Me September 24, 2009