Forklift License

The proof of intelligence. Someone that has a the license to operate a forklift is a genius and the highest form of intelligence.

Someone: *Says anything dumb or stupid*
Me: Says someone who doesn't have a forklift license.

by anonymous September 12, 2020

New Jersey license plate

taking a dump on a hot girls lower back while she is in a doggie style position.

That girl is all about the New Jersey license plate.

by Wanda Bangs December 25, 2010

san diego license plate

1. A tattoo found typically on women in the lower back area, directly above her ass. Standard SDLP's are tribal, and are often acquired during a drunken spring break (hence san diego) this is also very common in beach (party) communities. very often, SDLP's are poorly done, and as a result, are bumpy where the ink went too deep, and pearled where the ink didn't go deep enough

2. also known as tramp stamp , ass antlers , and california license plate although, I personally would never reference Norcal, because Norcal women are classy, and don't get ghetto beach tattoos, and/or listen to jimmy buffet , and G. Love and Special Sauce

"yeah, trish definitely has a bangin body, but her san diego license plate is trashy. I'm almost embarrassed to be seen with her in a bikini"

by Jevir August 12, 2008

facebook license plate

The name for the little box on Facebook below everyone's profile picture. This space is generally used for recent quotes or inside jokes.

No one knew what to call that little facebook box, so now we just call it the Facebook license plate

by Sober Summer June 25, 2010

License

A piece of worthless, meaningless plastic, usually with ones picture and some personal information. If you have one, it means you spend time @ the DMV like a fucking idiot taking tests and what not. If you dont it means you r a mexican or another minortity (not white trash) and dont feel that it is neccesary and wont get cought without one.

Adrian: I got pulled over again, and I still dont have a license.
Andy: Y the cops always tryn' to catch you ridin' dirty?
Adrian: Cause' of the color of my skin.

by Ginger H. Ater February 3, 2007

creative license

License (or privilege, per se) to be creative, clever, and witty. This license can at all times be revoked.

when mgp teases elj about something he is using his creative license.

by uhveeduh March 20, 2009

Drivers License by Olivia Rodrigo

I like that one meme where the old lady gets hit by a stop sign with this song covering it.

You should cover the song Drivers License by Olivia Rodrigo over that video with the lady getting hit by a stop sign

by ( 0-0 ) February 6, 2021